Amityville: Mt. Misery Rd. (2018) User Reviews

I laughed a lot.

[bastian-kreuzer · 1/10 · 14 June 2019]

This "movie" is an equivalent of someone editing their vacation footage into an hour long clip and adding some digital visual and sound effects. Its fine if you do it for your own amusement. In any other way this "movie" is a giant failure. It is laughably bad, amateurish rubbish. Trying to sell this to other people as a genuine horror movie is disgraceful and dishonest. The same can be said about all the positive reviews on here. Adding the name Amityville to the title makes it even more despicable.

Basically everything has already been said by other reviewers. A middle aged guy and his young foreign wife decided to make a movie and shot this thing on their cell phone.

The movie is hilarious although everything about it is beyond awful. It is supposed to be a horror movie but it turned out to be a decent comedy.

The movie was shot on a cellphone and edited by the only two people involved with it. You should know what to expect when it comes to the picture quality, sound effects and special effects. It is truly amateur hour in every way.

There's a couple of songs in the movie written by the director himself. It features some gems like The Buzi Song and Shake Your Booty. Worth a listen if you need a laugh.

What makes this movie so brilliantly horrendous is the acting. There's no script or plot to talk about. The guy is obviously very proud of his wife and she is the centerpiece of many scenes. All the actors in the movie are clearly amateurs and it shows. Its fine. I understand that. What makes the scenes with Karolina/Buzi so bad and just absolutely hilarious at the same time, is that she's obviously trying so hard to act and yet she fails so bad at it. Her accent does not help at all. Buzi might have a nice booty but she is clearly not a talented actress.

Watch this only if you realize this is a horrible movie that has a few so-bad-its-actually-funny moments and you can get it for free. Do not watch if you expect a decent horror movie or if you have to pay even a penny.

All good reviews are from the greaseball " director's " friends or himself.

[jagotskysquay · 1/10 · 14 March 2019]

This is easily the worst movie ever made. The greaseball director did his best to sleeze up his mail order bride to retain viewers but obviously has absolutely no clue what he is doing.

Literally the worst movie i have ever seen, and you can tell which reviews are REAL and those that were obviously written by either friends of the " director ", or more likely, the " director " himself.

The most cringe-worthy, awkward waste of time you'll ever experience.

Why is there no minus a gajillion stars rating?

[starscreeam · 1/10 · 14 July 2019]

If you look up the worst movie ever made online this should be the only finding shown. From the pointless speeding car in the beginning through the soft porn blonde finding 100 ways to say, "that is so creepy," and "I can't wait to go," through the intellect-dumbing shake your butt dance scene in the bar (honestly, this was as far as I could watch without losing IQ points) it wasn't even cheesy-bad filming, it was just a "I'll never get that half hour back" kind of viewing. Please, PLEASE don't waste your time.

What

[sarahbdrymon · 1/10 · 8 March 2019]

I actually recommend watching this IF you want to just see a movie and yell "WHY?" at a movie a million times. This movie was ridiculous and so bad but not bad enough to be good bad. I felt like that girl somehow got a rich boyfriend to make a movie with her in it and that is it. She just wanted to dance and act and be half naked. That's the movie. I can not blame her though. I would do the same thing. Pointless movie. I guess you could watch it for a laugh though.

Terrible

[kdlowe-02014 · 1/10 · 13 June 2019]

If I could give it less stars I would. Most of the movie is following around the airhead Buzi listening to her say things like "Oh my gawd that is scary" and "I should have never agreed to come here. This wrong." The whole movie was horribly cheesy and reminded me of the awful Blair Witch movies. Usually when it comes to horror movies, the cheesier the better but this definitely left something to be desired.

Bad

[djjarema · 1/10 · 23 June 2019]

Really bad. Made absolutely no sense. Pretty funny how many people gave this a 10.

Bad, bad, bad

[bartrkottelaar · 2/10 · 15 February 2019]

I've seen a lot of horror movies, and a lot of bad ones at that. Despite that this one is easily in the absolute bottom. Everything about it is awful. If you like wasting an hour and a half of your life, this is perfect for you.

Blatant scam calling this a movie

[shaneandamy-19629 · 1/10 · 30 August 2019]

After watching this and I did watch it to the end... makes me feel bad for every movie I rated a one prior and seriously every low budget movie I have seen since I can't think of them as a one after seeing this travesty. This is a total vanity project that is two people that from what you see of where they live aren't that hard up for cash. Making money off this is just wrong. Can't even describe how bad this is. But, imagine you film you and your SO making out, driving home, getting mail out of your mailbox, going out to dinner and then sleeping. Basically this is the movie that they allude to as a horror movie about a place that has myths and legends attributed to said place but, you get none of the background other than them googling it. This is just awful and I watched it for free on Amazon. If I had paid any amount of extra cash to see this I would hate it more than I do. Don't buy this people. Don't let them profit off this. They put zero effort in this

Ready for some ghosts?

[nogodnomasters · 1/10 · 10 June 2019]

First off this takes place in Huntington, Long Island and has nothing to do with Amityville other than a sucker title. The opening soundtrack and fonts are the scariest things because you realize that you just got taken. Charlie (Chuck Morrongiello) drives a Dodge Challenger on the Interstate at 60 mph but sounds like he is going 100 and shifting 4 times. Must be that optional 12 speed I missed out on. He gets some pictures taken with water spots on the camera lens. These are the only ghosts that you will see. The real function of the film is to highlight eye candy Karolina Morrongiello who plays Buzi (pronounced Bushy).

Horrible handheld footage. Someone should be sued for its distribution.

Awful

[havilandcarolyn · 1/10 · 16 March 2019]

Acting, editing, filming you name it this movie sucked out loud.

Stay away!

[dacrusha-92723 · 1 June 2019]

If you see this movie at your movie rental place steer clear of it. This was a total waste of materials.

Good movie and the music in it was wonderful!

[elmosmydog · 9/10 · 20 February 2019]

The music in this movie was wonderful! Story line was good and the last part was the scariest!

So funny!

[mrddtt · 7/10 · 29 December 2019]

This is a really funny movie...well...movie... it's more a smartphone video of an afternoon walk in the woods of the Morrongiellos,. than a real movie, but let's call it this way. Budget is probably limited to a double return flight ticket from Florida to NYC, one hotel night, one day car rental, meals and maybe a beer offered to the "historian"... one afternoon for editing, another one for titles @ the laptop...what else? What is really remarkable is the act of bravery by the Morrongiellos, that they did when they decided to publish it! There are no real reasons to watch it other than the curiosity to see how the managed to take it to an end. I am not referring to the unexistent story, but to the making of the movie itself. I smiled with sympathy during the whole time, to these two guys, who decided to be actors and movie makers, and made it happen...well, sort of. And besides everything, Buzi is really cute and nice!

Soundtrack almost as bad as the movie

[glmason-98048 · 1/10 · 20 August 2019]

Leaving reviews is not really my style but sometimes a movie needs to be called out for what it is. This particular "film" was almost as bad as the soundtrack was. Song lyrics from the plane scene (and I kid you not):

"Your my bougie (Buzi) girl... Everybody doesn't know your name.... My bougie girl.... Buzi has a nice bootie..."

And repeat. Enough said.

I wasted about 20 minutes of my life and I want it back

[janetk-04685 · 1/10 · 22 September 2019]

So, someone bought this for me because I like scary movies. This is easily the worst piece of garbage I've seen. The acting is so bad. It's beyond bad. I swear to God that the bar scene with his girlfriend "shaking her booty" was dumbfounding. Bedroom scene was just as stupid. Dude, just make some sex tapes and be done with it. Your wife obviously likes to strip for the camera- fine, but put her talents to use in porn. I didn't even finish this. Straight into the trash. Crap acting, crap directing, and just overall a waste.

Trash

[mattropolis · 1/10 · 1 March 2019]

Looks like it was shot on an expensive cell. Acting is awful. No violence. No nudity. No story. Extremely boring and only to watch so you can say I've seen every movie with an Amityville title. Not that this has anything to do with that.

Horrible Found Footage Movie

[docstrangeone · 1/10 · 16 March 2019]

Where do I start, the use of filters in the film never do anything to create a mood or suspense, it was like the editor found the button and thought they were pretty colors. No development of characters, the dialogue of always stating the name of Buzi was off putting. You stated her name, why constantly address her? The acting was stiff and non memorable of all characters. Just really not worth the rent....

None affiliated review

[flitz35-633-627650 · 1/10 · 27 February 2019]

To see all the great reviews it's almost as unethical as reviewing good movies as bad. Someone has hired people to review this porn like acting and horrible directed hot mess of a movie to be good. Why even bother? I could of made a better movie on my phone

BOATS AND HOES (Part 1)

[Flapps4757 · 1/10 · 6 September 2019]

Listen here pals i've take fatter dumps that have stayed with me longer than this movie. This movie has left such a bad taste in my mouth I could have sworn I sifiened bong water through a hippopotamus rectum with my teeth.

Oh Hella No! Light Spoiler Alerts.....

[mcupp-89459 · 1/10 · 14 February 2019]

One of the worst horror films! The main leading female roll is cliche, ditsy blond, the male's leading roll is actually her husband but in the movie they play boyfriend and girlfriend, and there is zero chemistry. To sell this movie, we have her sashaying from the bathroom in a thong, acting as if she is in soft porn instead of horror. She is very pretty but the dumb blond ditsy routine is so over done, it is truly ok to cast her as beautiful and sexy with a brain! The man they meet in the bar, acting is so flat, and his face is emotionless as he tries to convince them to not go! Also, truly, no one needs to see anyone go to the bathroom, and then the lack of decent affects of the next scene with the monster, are a joke. Seriously, skip this one. No idea what these guys were thinking, but acting sucks, and technical affects are just bad. The selfie scenes at the airport and on the plane are that of teenagers instead of adults. No idea who viewed this movie and gave it an award, but it tells me that judges need to raise their standards. Seriously, the movie is that bad.

Best thing about this movie is the title

[geeklegionofdoom · 1/10 · 15 February 2019]

Chuck Morrongiello a middle aged musician along with his young eastern European wife Karolina Morrongiello have decided to make a movie, and are involved with every aspect of it. Acting, producing, directing, editing, music etc it's all them. The result is a near zero budget where next to nothing happens. The pair by all accounts have zero acting, directing etc experience . This movie seem like it's made just for them, to say they have made a movie, but makes no attempt at any plot ( 2 people go into the woods , walk around, drop there phone when they hear a noise, the end ) Oh, there are plenty of shots of the camera ogling Karolina for extended periods of times in the first half of the movie. Chuck, obviously pleased with himself with his lady friend. draw your own conclusions. I try to find some kind of positives with even the worst films, but im drawing a blank here. Even basics like not using a directional mic in the Cafe scene when talking to someone , so it picks up loads of ambient noise to what little plot there is not even making sense . Buzi played by Karolina finds her boyfriends phone after he disappears, but doesn't call anyone, just uses the camera in selfie mode to video her self talking in English when she's clearly Polish . Only attempts to make a call hours later when she's walked deeper in the woods. For Mr & Mrs Morrongiello, you clearly wanted to make a movie for yourselves, which i can respect. But anyone outside of that duo will not be entertained in any capacity

Blair With Project Without All The Thrills

[NinjaXCV · 20 October 2019]

That's no joke. This film is a bad Blair Witch Project knockoff except that this one takes place during the daytime. And apparently this movie was shot with a cell phone ...because nobody's ever done that before. Basically this movie is just an hour and fifteen minutes of a medium shot of these two people talking at the camera with clever dialogue such as Chuck saying, "look at that, isn't that cool?" and his wife replying with, "that's spooky." This is pretty much the extent of the dialogue as it is annoyingly rephrased and repeated for the next hour plus. Absolutely NOTHING happens for the first 40-45 minutes of the film. It takes most of the movie before this couple of supposed "ghost enthusiasts" even make it to Mt. Misery Road. But along the way they meet an extensive cast of full of one enthusiastic actor who looks and sounds as though he really didn't want to do this movie. Just like the ghost enthusiasts, this man apparently lives in Florida too, but ironically grew up near Mt Misery Road (what a coincidence) and gives his totally non-cliché version of the You're-All-Doomed speech. When they finally get to Mt. Misery Road all they do is wander around aimlessly in the woods until one of them is killed (...or just falls down, I couldn't really tell because all the action takes place off screen). They're supposedly lost in the woods but as the busty blonde swings the camera (phone) around, we can clearly see a structure of some kind in the background with working lights. But since this sounds like the set up for a dumb blonde joke, I'll just consider this cinematic goof part of the comic relief. This movie is just another example of someone who bought some editing software, read the manual and now thinks he's a qualified filmmaker. He wrote it, produced it, directed it, acted in it, did the camerawork and editing for it. When one person does it all, that always results in a good quality film. After you finish the journey you'll agree that Misery Road is an appropriate name for this movie.

Awesome story! Excellent Entertaining Film

[scottedc-79785 · 10/10 · 16 February 2019]

The movie tells a great story about the famous road in Long Island NY. It touches a history and legends of Long Island. I enjoyed it a lot! It's a horror flick but also a love story between the couple The main actress -Karolina Morrongiello who plays Buzi - is cute and sexy and she plays a leading role in the movie. She turns from this beautiful girl to a crazy frightened victim of the woods. She did a great job acting along with Chuck Morrongiello who did the acting whole way very natural and convincing like I never seen anything like that before. Almost like they didn't act at all. I felt like i was right there with them. Cool movie! Well done.

Like a very poor B Movie

[utubeacountz · 3/10 · 11 September 2019]

Very amateur, very low budget, not even B Movie standard. I have no idea how this got the rating it gets! The best part was a girl running through a wood with shaky camera and weird sounds being played. That is it's highest point! Don't waste your time on this.

Must be awful. The 10 star reviews are all from the same person!

[p-nut-2 · 1/10 · 6 December 2019]

Click on the people who made all the 10 star reviews. They all joined at the same time. It is obviously the director with multiple accounts. Take notice of the real reviews made by long-time members with real opinions. Best course of action concerning this movie is to avoid it at all costs.