Was impossible to get though 5 min of this move. This is the single most idiotic film I have seen. It made films like; Laserblast (1978), Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966), Ankle Biters (2002) look like Oscar contenders by comparison.
42 Reviews
Expected zany, got BORING instead
jamie629711 September 2021
Should have been called "Trump's *Voice* vs the Illuminati." Could just as well have been "Buggs Bunny vs the Illuminati" for all the difference it would have made. The creator took a cute idea, and... basically did nothing with it for an hour and ten minutes.
It immediately starts out with some looong and boring exposition, and... never really gets off the ground from there. Most of the scenes consist of a simple back-and-forth between mostly static shots, with not much of anything happening. A series of still panels would have done the job just as well. The animation itself is a strange mixture of competent and lazy (eg. The near absence of human faces).
Thin on humor and ideas. Could possibly have made a mildly entertaining ten or fifteen minute short, but sitting thru over an hour of this stuff is just plain coma-inducing.
It immediately starts out with some looong and boring exposition, and... never really gets off the ground from there. Most of the scenes consist of a simple back-and-forth between mostly static shots, with not much of anything happening. A series of still panels would have done the job just as well. The animation itself is a strange mixture of competent and lazy (eg. The near absence of human faces).
Thin on humor and ideas. Could possibly have made a mildly entertaining ten or fifteen minute short, but sitting thru over an hour of this stuff is just plain coma-inducing.
Kept waiting for the funny... It never showed up.
mrjoshua-926107 October 2020
I was really hoping for something funny, witty.... anything!
This "movie" was a jumbled bunch of badly replayed animations, a lot of poorly voiced dialog and almost no Trump. What you get instead is a few Green aliens (one being Aleistar Crowley?!), the voice of Anubis, a space Gorilla, and a couple of generic space cowboys "a la leftover Halo".
The poorly voiced over Trump is hardly even in this to either make fun of OR defend. Save your time and eye rolling and look elsewhere for entertainment. Or for those of you with Trump derangement syndrome, go back to finding things to be offended by. This won't entertain either side.
This "movie" was a jumbled bunch of badly replayed animations, a lot of poorly voiced dialog and almost no Trump. What you get instead is a few Green aliens (one being Aleistar Crowley?!), the voice of Anubis, a space Gorilla, and a couple of generic space cowboys "a la leftover Halo".
The poorly voiced over Trump is hardly even in this to either make fun of OR defend. Save your time and eye rolling and look elsewhere for entertainment. Or for those of you with Trump derangement syndrome, go back to finding things to be offended by. This won't entertain either side.
this is unreal!
nicolasmaczk8 October 2020
Don't trust the credits, I'm fairly sure the guy who did this was alone, and not all there at the same time. Well what can I say, this movie is obviously a troll, maybe even a portfolio for renderings with a bunch of voice over, and there's no way you can get interested in the story when everything just looks like a bunch of trolls on fortnite who unlocked all the animations, everything's too caricatural . Watch it if you're a film student though, you can learn from it, or watch it if you're a bad film maker and need your ego to be pumped up
A really bad 'Blender' demo reel, with zero story and zero humour...
MamaPapaXP12 October 2020
What more needs to be said? CGI created with Blender or the like, (but obvious;y with so little facilities available that almost every scene is comprised of cycling short animations, with jump-backs that really jar. (Witness an astronaut - with motionless arms - start at one end of a corridor, glide painfully slowly down the corridor - remaining motionless bar the glide - and suddenly jump back to the start of the corridor again, or DJT conversing with said astronaut and being in 4-5 separate locations whilst doing do! Ahhh!!
At no point do the animators dare to tackle a human face, apart from vague impressions of DJT's clownish boat-race through his visor. He is never seen outside of his space-suit. (Although it is a spookily familiar shade of orange...)
After 15 minutes of the most banal attempts at story and humour, I started skipping a couple of minutes at a time and quickly realised I was doing myself a favour, as I witnessed aliens, wheelchair bound Lucifer, werewolves, Alastair Crowley, Van Helsing, Dr. Jeckyll, Ra, Anubis and Joseph freaking Stalin!
If I had forced myself to watch it all, I think I might have stabbed myself in the eye with shards of my melted laptop. One star for the attempt and one star for the song over the closing credits, 'Another Witch-hunt'. Avoid it. Seriously.
A failed comedy.
oldvinyl8 August 2021
Uh
melanieeforse17 June 2023
I'm currently only half way through, but I had to make an account to give my opinion. It's really goofy and cringey and that's the only reason I've been laughing. The animation isn't the best but it's better than others. I noticed a few scenes had repeated animation and the faces were not animated for emotion or even simple talking. Very stale with the conversations as well. The storyline is a little odd but seeing it has Trump as the protagonist, I'm not too surprised. I would recommend this movie if you have a large group of friends over and you want to play a movie to get them laughing from the awkwardness. Besides all this, major props to the people who worked on this movie for thinking this up, animating and voice acting this. Ya'll tried your best.
Yeah, you shouldn't really bother with this one...
paul_haakonsen9 October 2020
Granted, I wasn't really expecting much from an animated CGI movie with a title such as "Trump vs the Illuminati". But still, with the chance to sit down and watch it, I did so. After all, it could just happen that this was going to be a hilarious spoof or something.
Well, it was something, alright...
Let's just get down to business. "Trump vs the Illuminati" was bad. Painstakingly and irrevocably bad.
The storyline was just atrocious, and I wonder how the writer and director managed to came up with something as abysmal and idiotic such as this. I mean, this was just downright bad. And not in a way that it was so bad it was actually fun to watch. No, this was just bad.
The CGI was rigid and wooden, looking like something from an early 2000s computer game. Sure, there were some interesting details and some of the space suits were actually interesting, but the majority of the textures and characters were just horrible to look at.
And then let's talk about the voice acting. Well, for an animated CGI movie, I am sure that we can agree upon the fact that having a good ensemble of talents to do the voices is alpha and omega, right? Right. Well, hold your horses, because the people behind the dubiously animated characters had for the most part annoying voices and delivered their lines without emotion. It was the stuff that would give you a splitting headache. And the guy that did Trump's voice was pretty far off from being an imitation of Trump's mannerisms of speech and such for the most part.
"Trump vs the Illuminati" is a CGI animated movie that you should give a wide berth. Some of us suffered through this ordeal in parts or in whole, so you don't have to waste your time, money or effort.
My rating of this 2020 CGI animated movie lands on a mere one out of ten stars. It was boring, uneventful, had outdated CGI animations and were just downright ludicrous to sit through.
Well, it was something, alright...
Let's just get down to business. "Trump vs the Illuminati" was bad. Painstakingly and irrevocably bad.
The storyline was just atrocious, and I wonder how the writer and director managed to came up with something as abysmal and idiotic such as this. I mean, this was just downright bad. And not in a way that it was so bad it was actually fun to watch. No, this was just bad.
The CGI was rigid and wooden, looking like something from an early 2000s computer game. Sure, there were some interesting details and some of the space suits were actually interesting, but the majority of the textures and characters were just horrible to look at.
And then let's talk about the voice acting. Well, for an animated CGI movie, I am sure that we can agree upon the fact that having a good ensemble of talents to do the voices is alpha and omega, right? Right. Well, hold your horses, because the people behind the dubiously animated characters had for the most part annoying voices and delivered their lines without emotion. It was the stuff that would give you a splitting headache. And the guy that did Trump's voice was pretty far off from being an imitation of Trump's mannerisms of speech and such for the most part.
"Trump vs the Illuminati" is a CGI animated movie that you should give a wide berth. Some of us suffered through this ordeal in parts or in whole, so you don't have to waste your time, money or effort.
My rating of this 2020 CGI animated movie lands on a mere one out of ten stars. It was boring, uneventful, had outdated CGI animations and were just downright ludicrous to sit through.
Trump is way more ridiculous than this movie
russelldresearch10 October 2020
Joke's on them
gridsleep10 October 2020
Fantastically bad movie
moonerdizzle28 January 2022
Don't take it to seriously
dap-736959 October 2020
Bunch of stock footage with entry level Blender animations
JustHavingALook21 May 2023
Would like to have a chat with whoever signed this off to be streamed on prime video. Just to understand the rationale behind since this is definitely not a movie, not a documentary no nothing.
Heck I recognized some shutterstock clips I used for some social media clips but that's not even the worst offense.
The so called dialogues are what you would expect kids to have when streaming videogames on twitch, the premise of the whole thing is what nightmares are made of when I eat too much.
I shouldn't have listened to my inner voice when I decided to click on this thing. Now I can't unsee it.
There are better animated videos on youtube, way better.
Avoid.
Heck I recognized some shutterstock clips I used for some social media clips but that's not even the worst offense.
The so called dialogues are what you would expect kids to have when streaming videogames on twitch, the premise of the whole thing is what nightmares are made of when I eat too much.
I shouldn't have listened to my inner voice when I decided to click on this thing. Now I can't unsee it.
There are better animated videos on youtube, way better.
Avoid.
Price of defeat is extinction
nogodnomasters15 October 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This is some bad 3D animation with a worse script. It is 1,000 years in the future. the Earth is a waste land. Trump was cloned by the Chinese with large hands and can live forever. He escaped to Mars where the Atlantian forces enlist him to meet his destiny fighting against Aleister Crowley lead Illuminati/ Satanic forces.
Yes. It is as stupid and bad as it sounds. There are some zings taken at Trump. Not worth it.
Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
Yes. It is as stupid and bad as it sounds. There are some zings taken at Trump. Not worth it.
Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
Curiosity Killed The Cat
Ltufano2316 October 2023
Trump vs. The Illuminati was clearly made to cash in on Donald Trump's constant new appearances and other than that, they give nothing else. This is one of the ugliest, unappealing, and poorly written films I've ever seen. Do not even waste your time hate-watching this or checking it out for curiosity sake. There is no one who can enjoy this film, as there is barely any film to enjoy. When it is not slow monologuing with long shots of space, it is crafting a convoluted and confusing plot about ancient creatures and political triumph. None of that is done well and none of it is even the slightest bit interesting. The biggest draw of the film, Trump, is a let down as well, as you barley get to see his face, as he's hidden behind a space helmet. This is not a film that has redeemable moments, this is just a mess of a cash grab and a poor one at that.
Explains everything...
rollercoasterjustin8 November 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Except important information. Why is Dubai the portal to Hell? What did the Illuminati do? Why is Bigfoot in this? What the heck are all those characters at the end? Why is Bigfoot called Foot?
If you want to do a drinking game, Sip whenever anyone says Donald or Trump.
If you want to do a drinking game, Sip whenever anyone says Donald or Trump.
Written by by AI?
kappa-5551916 June 2023
It feels like this was written by AI and the voices are also AI, especially trump's. I watched this because I was stoned and it's soooo bad it was funny, but not funny in the way it was intended. It's funny because I couldn't believe a human made this. Seriously, is you smoke, you will get a laugh from this. Otherwise don't watch this, you will want your time back. If a human made this they should never make anything ever again. If money was spent on this I feel bad for the investors. I can't believe it made it onto Amazon prime lol. I've seen better productions from high schoolers recorded on phones with no budget.
ridiculously bad fan film meets poorly executed cash grab.
erik_anderson11 May 2023
Front to back the ideas in the /cough/ plot, was the fevered dream of the worst of 1st year film students combined with a dementated world view. Not bad enough to be good like The Room, its just bad.
The production quality is poor to inconsistent. Honestly this film is a grift to get fans of trump to buy and never watch.
I am sure the makers will get a good chunk of money for a poorly executed cash grab.
Had they not tried to be witty or focusing on lamp-shading the inevitable critics it would have flowed better. I'm sure there are inside jokes for those into politics that just do not translate to anyone who is not in the Truth Social/Qanon set.
I have to wonder why it was stretched to be almost exactly 110 minutes. This seemed to be some contract requirement. Honestly I would be shocked if Trump does not sue them for royalties or for liable. On that point Its obvious that they cut out references to Dominion at the last minute from several scenes.
The production quality is poor to inconsistent. Honestly this film is a grift to get fans of trump to buy and never watch.
I am sure the makers will get a good chunk of money for a poorly executed cash grab.
Had they not tried to be witty or focusing on lamp-shading the inevitable critics it would have flowed better. I'm sure there are inside jokes for those into politics that just do not translate to anyone who is not in the Truth Social/Qanon set.
I have to wonder why it was stretched to be almost exactly 110 minutes. This seemed to be some contract requirement. Honestly I would be shocked if Trump does not sue them for royalties or for liable. On that point Its obvious that they cut out references to Dominion at the last minute from several scenes.
Wild
BandSAboutMovies31 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
In 2044, advanced AI finally drains the last of Earth's natural resources. Humanity escapes at the last minute, along with a Chinese clone of President Donald Trump who spends a thousand years on Mars with a slowly draining AI robot, racing around on a rover.
Now, he's been brought into a battle between what is left of humanity and the Illuminati, who are based in Hell and have Satan, Anubis and Aleister Crowley among their troops. Along with a clone of Van Helsing, Commander Kali and Dr. Jekyll, all characters that would go on to appear in the rest of BC Fourteen's movies.
A lot of people say this looks like a video game cutscene and yeah, it does. But I kind of love these movies for that. I miss they were an actual video game where you could take Donald - not the Donald, a Donald - into Hell and fight Satan hand to small hand.
Somehow, these movies get even weirder after this and I would advise that you watch all of them. A clown who is Hannibal Lecter that flies a spaceship? A werewolf in space? A pumpkin headed bad guy? It does all of that and more, including a reptile Anton LaVey.
Now, he's been brought into a battle between what is left of humanity and the Illuminati, who are based in Hell and have Satan, Anubis and Aleister Crowley among their troops. Along with a clone of Van Helsing, Commander Kali and Dr. Jekyll, all characters that would go on to appear in the rest of BC Fourteen's movies.
A lot of people say this looks like a video game cutscene and yeah, it does. But I kind of love these movies for that. I miss they were an actual video game where you could take Donald - not the Donald, a Donald - into Hell and fight Satan hand to small hand.
Somehow, these movies get even weirder after this and I would advise that you watch all of them. A clown who is Hannibal Lecter that flies a spaceship? A werewolf in space? A pumpkin headed bad guy? It does all of that and more, including a reptile Anton LaVey.
The greatest movie in cinema history!
tjmarlin-887832 May 2022
The pure amount of busty dance move trump pulls alone makes this movie great. Even when he is trapped with no exit, he is able to just dance his way out of the situation, while still being capable of insulting the alien trying to help him! Fantastic.
Who is taking this movie seriously?
bthigdon31 May 2023
The bad reviews are amusing, but not as amusing as this flick. If you can't enjoy this movie for what it is, then you are no fun. If you don't understand that this is funnier with the visuals as is, then you are definitely no fun. There's nothing realistic about this so why would the animations trigger you? If you can't watch this because you fall either hard to the left or hard to the right, then you are 100% no fun. Cancel your Amazon subscription and sign up for the Hallmark channel.
For those who want to have a great time Trump dances around like he's at a Pride parade and karate fights like he's doing Kumite. I didn't even mention alien leader of the Illuminati, Aleister Crowley and his Egyptian god pal Anubis. Give us a sequel.
For those who want to have a great time Trump dances around like he's at a Pride parade and karate fights like he's doing Kumite. I didn't even mention alien leader of the Illuminati, Aleister Crowley and his Egyptian god pal Anubis. Give us a sequel.
A Masterclass in Filmmaking: Great Cinema Returns!!!
keelhaul-808566 August 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This is one of the finest films I have ever seen in my life. The amazing CGI aliens will have you reminiscing about Spielberg, Kubrick, etc. The realism of the dialogue and script are on par with some of Scorsese's earliest work. I thought this would suck from the silly title, but man was I in for a real treat! You will not be disappointed by this movie. If you like sitting around for over an hour watching something your kid brother recorded for his Film Lit project in middle school, you will absolutely love this film. Trump in an astronaut space suit, fighting CGI alien gods in 2D slow motion is what I call classic cinema. The landscapes are breathtaking, and the angles and cameos remind me of Hitchcock. This movie will have you wondering what drugs they were on when someone decided to waste so much time on such a project. This is almost as good as Skeleton Man or Plan 9 from Outer Space, but it can't quite achieve that level. I look forward to the creators' next project--- Dung Heaps versus Sharknado Leprechauns meet the Walking Dead. Fingers crossed that it can meet or exceed this movie.
BEST MOVIE EVER
jribando-8675621 May 2022
This was the best movie ever. I watched Blade Runner 2049 after this and damn this movie is so much better. I can never watch another movie again after this. I loved this movie so much, it cured my testicular cancer! I now have the courage to see my wife and kids again. I haven't seen them in five years. Time flies I guess. Thank you BC Fourteen (the director) and all of the cast! You changed my life! Watch this movie, you won't regret it!!!!
This was the best movie I've ever watched while bamboozled at a college party
cameronbettoncom15 November 2021
I still feel high as a kite right now after watching this movie but I think this was actually real. But this was like such a great movie. Perfect animation, best voice acting I've ever heard, and omfg the story. It was so freaking good. And the movie was just so realistic. This movie is the best thing I've seen since tropic thunder and this movie even puts that to shame. 100% worth the money. Buy this now and this is prefect to watch with your family if you wife isn't sidetracked watching reality shows during all of it. 10/10 bruh.
Love or Hate Trump, This Movie is Fun to Watch!
iliveinmyinbox1 July 2023
And this movie is silly, goofy, visually wonderful, and puts a whole new twist on all the "prophecies" that claim DJT is some kind of savior. I wonder if Trump watched it, would he even understand it's insulting him? No doubt he would believe all PR is good PR and imitation is sincere flattery. There will be no acting awards for this film. But there are moments you can pretend Trump wrote this movie about himself. If you like goofy and occasionally stunning space visuals, and the only thing you have to do is something you don't want to do, this movie is for you! Have NO expectations and you will be surprised. The addition of cannabis can only help.
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