Resident Alien (TV Series)
Welcome Aliens (2021)
Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle
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Quotes
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Max Hawthorne : I thought this whole alien thing was just our secret!
Harry Vanderspeigle : It stopped being a secret when you told your little friend over there in the head covering.
Max Hawthorne : She must have followed me. Don't worry, she's not gonna tell anyone. She swore to Allah!
Harry Vanderspeigle : Allah knows? How many people have you told?
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Harry Vanderspeigle : You are so pushy.
Sahar : Oh, looks like aliens are also put off by strong women.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : You are leg-shaming me.
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Sahar : If you don't stop using that kinda language around us, we're gonna have to wash your mouth out with soap.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Go ahead, I like soap. I eat it all the time. Shit, ass, piss, dink. Where's the soap? I am so hungry!
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Harry Vanderspeigle : My people are not a costume.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : There are no monsters. Beings do what need to be done in order to survive.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : [voiceover] I'm dead. But if I'm dead, why do I feel so warm and squishy like I'm being hugged by a cloud? Oh no, this must be the afterlife. I'm in human Heaven. It makes me want to kill myself.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Then why do they call them "Men in Black"?
Sahar : Because it's cooler than calling them "People in Clothes". It's pretty obvious.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Mayans, everyone talks about their calendar, but they never gave credit for their day planners.
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Bearded Man : We have the Grays,
Harry Vanderspeigle : Insidious assholes.
Bearded Man : the Acrturians,
Harry Vanderspeigle : Jerks, so cheap.
Bearded Man : little green men,
Harry Vanderspeigle : They are so cute, but they so know it.
Bearded Man : the Mantis,
Harry Vanderspeigle : One of them owes me money.
Bearded Man : and the blue avians.
Harry Vanderspeigle : They're actually very nice.
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Harry Vanderspeigle : Why does the afterlife look like a crappy cabin?
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Harry Vanderspeigle : The astronauts did land on the moon.
Asta Twelvetrees : Good.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Then their bodies were taken over before they returned.