Night Teeth (2021) User Reviews

Dental Darkness...

[Xstal · 6/10 · 1 September 2022]

What would you do, if two vampires hired you, to chauffer them around, while they bring their rivals down, in a night of butchery, would you stay or would you flee, could you accept all the carnage, maybe join their violent rampage.

Poor old Benny gets more than he bargained for when his evening as a chauffeur brings him face to face with two blood sucking beauties, although things become increasingly complicated as his curiosity gets the better of him and he discovers that beneath the surface, things aren't what they seem, both in the wider world and closer to home.

Nothing particularly original, especially the British villain (again), but competent stuff and not the worst variation on a theme you're likely to come across.

A modest Vamp romp with excellent cinematography

[pabstcanrocketship · 7/10 · 31 October 2021]

This movie's alright. It doesn't stumble or drag, all the acting is decent, and the plot is ultimately satisfactory. I like how it ended.

But the cinematography and the color and the framing ... all the shot decisions make this a VERY good-looking movie. Unusually so, for the type of film it is. It's so pretty on a technical level that I think it actually improved my opinion of the movie as a whole.

It's light entertainment. It's never bad, sometimes good, and always beautiful to look at.

ive seen better, ive also seen worse........

[geeza2006 · 6/10 · 21 October 2021]

Dont get all the 1 and 2 ratings it really wasnt that bad, ok it was no interview with a vampire, but not alot of vampire movies can top that movie.

It is a little slow at times but alot of movies are like that now, dont get me wrong this will never be in my top 100 movies not even close but i still think its worth a watch if you got nothing better to do, its not a 10 but its not a 1 either, so just watch it for yourself and make up your own mind, you may love it you may hate it but decide for yourself and dont let the 1 ratings decide for you and equally dont let 10 ratings decide for you either.

Ok so i give it a 6/10 because it kept my attention throughout, and the cinematics was good.

Huge potential not fully achieved, yet fun to watch !

[destroyerwod · 7/10 · 22 October 2021]

I was waiting a lot for this movie ever since i saw the first trailer. Its basically some of my favorite things mixed up, like vampires, love story, night of crazy things happening, it had all the ingredient for me to enjoy. Ultimately i did, but not as much as i wish i would have.

The story between the 3 main characters is overall well developed, and it made a lot of sense what happens between them, but this come at the price of a lot of dialogue and parts of the movies where not much happen outside of that. The movie could had expend its mythology a lot more too and explain a few things like for instance why the 2 ladies are that strong compare to other vamps, or why Victor has the same tatoo as Benny's brother Jay. They definately seem to have a past together but its not really explained? Was Victor a former Vampire hunter? Or i totally missed it. Somehow i feel a series could had been better with this material at expending instead of a movie.

I enjoyed the cameos of the more known actors altough ill admit Megan Fox as a vampire is something i wished lasted more than a few minutes.

Ultimately its kind of weird, i enjoyed it, but i think i had set my expectations too high in the first place like it would be the ultimate vampire movie of the decade for me while it was just "a fun time". But its definately worth a watch. I also hope they make a sequel.

Aimless sexiness

[Calicodreamin · 6/10 · 21 October 2021]

Night teeth oozed with sexiness, which is always appreciated in Vampire Noir. However, when taking a deep dive into the plot, it was a bit aimless and lacked depth. Almost like arriving at a game already in progress and leaving before it finishes.

Nothing special

[Draysan-Jennings · 5/10 · 20 October 2021]

It started out ok but about halfway in it got a little boring. Some of long drawn out meaningless dialouge between Benny and Blaire almost put me to sleep. I wouldn't say it's the worst vampire movie out there and its definitely not the best. It's basically just another mediocre vampire film. 5 stars.

Good bloodsucking fun

[Pairic · 7/10 · 22 October 2021]

Night Teeth: An LA (and World) where a secret pact was sealed between humans and vampires 100 years ago, vampires would only take blood by consent. Now a rogue vampire Victor and his minions have broken that pact, slaying humans and the vampire lords. We see nightclubs where humans are strapped to tables, eager to be vampire groupies and give blood, suddenly their throats are torn out by Blaire (Debby Ryan) and Zoe (Lucy Fry). This dastardly duo proceed from club to club slaying the vampire leaders, they have hired Benny (Jorge Lendebourge Jr.) as their chauffeur, thinking he is his brother Jay (Raul Castillo) a human aware of the pact. Benny behaves like his namesake from Crossroads at first but his character develops as the plot unfolds. Vampire enforcers also get involved, clashing with the rogue vampires. Quite gory at times with the biting stabbing and crossbows; Victor literally has human prisoners on tap for blood. Most of the narrative proceeds relatively predictably but there are a few pleasant and disturbing plot turns. Good bloodsucking action and fun. Directed by Adam Randall, written by Brent Dillon. On Netflix. 7/10.

Sucking blood

[MB-reviewer185 · 5/10 · 21 October 2021]

First I want to say that I like Vampires, meaning it sucks when Vampires are not portrayed correctly like how badly the Twilight movie series shows them. When they are portrayed right I enjoy the movie more.

Night Teeth sounded promising when I read the plot, so I went on Netflix to check it out, now I have some things to say about it.

I do like the acting of the main character and the 2 Vampires, it feels like effort was put into this which was nice seeing the time they spent on it was not put to waste.

I actually did like the stuff Vampires do in this like sucking blood and fast healing, even keeping the simple weaknesses like the sun burning them. I like that they portrayed these Vampires as crime causing creatures that cause trouble.

I liked the world they kind of set up and how there are certain rules in the truce between humans and Vampires, but there are some things that were small issues.

The main evil Vampires or Vampire was a little over the top and I didn't feel like it fitted the situation of what was going on, also it can be slow at certain times but it wasn't that big a deal.

This isn't a great movie but its not an awful movie, I think you should at least watch it because at least it got the idea of what Vampires are. I got to give it credit for that.

Nothing new still good entertainer for the weekend...

[m-ramanan · 7/10 · 6 November 2021]

RATED 7/10 Language: English Source: Netflix

Enjoyable fantasy horror movie based on Vampire hunting.... The story is already delivered multiple times, this time fully on pubs with little bit of romance... Nothing new still good entertainer for the weekend...

trying to be another cool vampire movie

[SnoopyStyle · 5/10 · 23 October 2021]

Vampires exist but they have kept their existence a secret except for a select group. They made an agreement with the human authorities. They agree not to kill and drink from only those who consent. They have become rich and powerful while living the high life during the nights. Benny (Jorge Lendeborg Jr.) is reckless teen. His brother recruits him to take over his driving job for the night. He has sexy Blaire (Debby Ryan) and Zoe (Lucy Fry) as his clients. They are making several stops and intends to finish before sunrise. He has no idea that they are vampires.

This movie tries to be cool like a nightclub that you can't get into. The funny thing about those nightclubs is that they look trashy in the full light of day. This movie tries to be another cool nightclub but closer examination leaves it wanting. First, I don't like Benny. He's a stereotypical bratty teen. It would work better for him to be roped into the job. He would gain more rooting interest if he's less brash. As for this world building, it's haphazard and half done. Apparently, there is vast conspiracy and nobody outside of it knows anything about it. The plot is a bit thin. This movie is a bit thin.

Much better than people are saying

[guisreis · 8/10 · 6 February 2022]

Although not free of problems, this is an above-average vampire flick and it does not deserve the bad reception it had. Very bright-colored (sometimes seeming too much artificial), it becomes better as it advances. It is true that some problems will continue until the end, such as stupid decisions by the characters just to fit the script (Jay is perhaps the most stupid character among the unintentionally dumb fictional characters I have ever seen), unconvincing blasé reactions to horror, and bad special effects. However, the vamp atmosphere and the mafia-like story are nice. Benny, Zoe, Blaire and Victor are charismatic characters, and there are some visually nice vampires with short appearances too. The film would be better with there were no vampire-hunter.

So cheesey it was entertaining.

[agraham-73430 · 7/10 · 27 August 2022]

I had trouble taking this movie seriously till I let it go. From a cheesey movie standpoint it's actually entertaining. I know they weren't doing it on purpose like some other horror flicks. After I started viewing this movie as mere entertainment and obviously not a cult classic, it became entertaining to me again personally. A bunch of rich and model hot vampires sound lame but I'll let you be the judge to this. Now I am just doing a phila buster to get enough characters to make my post. I don't remebe there being a 600 character minimum on post. So this is kinda of aimlessly plot with some sudden twists.

Corny story with a Netflix flavor

[leksenkova · 5/10 · 20 October 2021]

Feels 50/50.... Actors who can't act, stupid lines, useless dialogues, absolutely predictable plot full of clichés. But cool cars and mansions, music, outfits and cute faces.. neon saga about vampires. Romeo&Juliette vibe. Can watch once out of boredom. Don't expect much. Have nothing else to say actually.

Enjoyable brain candy

[wilza76 · 6/10 · 20 October 2021]

Strong performances with some nice cameos - overall an enjoyable watch that left me smiling at the end. Middle of the road film that doesn't do anything particular great or particularly bad but makes up for its flaws with stylish production and a strong cast. Ignore the review bombs and give it a watch. Decent Friday night flick - good quality brain candy.

Decent vampire horror movie

[Coconoodles123 · 6/10 · 20 October 2021]

I watched this movie as soon as it came to Netflix hoping it would be a great movie and it was though I wouldnt say it's my favorite it's such a fun watch, it's a bit slow at times but you shouldn't read reviews to decide if you want to watch something you'll never know if you'd like it if you don't try it.

Stupid Plot

[jhalim69-492-214805 · 3/10 · 22 October 2021]

It was interesting at the begining, despite the bad acting. But when the driver, either due to his hormonal horniness or what not, decided to bring the 2 vampires who has a plan to kill his brother, who he has seen carnage done by them, home to his grandmother.....theats when I quit the movie.

But everything was essentially just pointless...

[paul_haakonsen · 2/10 · 23 October 2021]

Wow, this movie was a swing and a miss. Now, vampire movies are sort of a mixed lot for me, but I opted to watch the 2021 Netflix movie "Night Teeth" on the odd chance that it might be an appealing and entertaining one.

But as it turned out, then "Night Teeth" from writer Brent Dillon and director Adam Randall was not a movie that had much of any appeal to me whatsoever. There was just so very little worthwhile sinking your teeth into here.

First of all, the storyline was insanely slow paced and devoid of anything interesting or exciting, so I gave up on the movie not even halfway through. Yeah, the movie was that boring for me, so I didn't even bother with sticking around to watch more of that pointless nonsense that was supposed to be a storyline.

The character gallery in "Night Teeth" was every bit as devoid of anything interesting as the storyline was. So writer Brent Dillon didn't score any points here either. I am sure that the actors and actresses that participated in this Netflix movie were doing good jobs, but they just had nothing to work with in terms of script and characters.

"Night Teeth" failed entirely to entertain me, and this was a vampire movie that just lacked a bite.

My rating of "Night Teeth" lands on a generous two out of ten stars, and that is mostly based on the production value alone. If you enjoy a good vampire movie, you might want to skip on this stinker.

We're all intelligent people right..?

[JayRezo · 7/10 · 3 June 2022]

If you understand that this is supposed to be another one of Netflix's goofy horror movies, you will be pleasantly surprised. It's actually pretty charming. Not the best acting, not the best writing but I give it that 7 rating because it is absolutely rewatchable. On the longer side for horror flicks at 1:45 and I was entertained the entire time. Can't ask for much more from a shot in the dark stream!

Nicki Minaj of vampire movies

[EnergyLegs · 2/10 · 20 October 2021]

No style or substance. Main characters a 40 y.o.looking 25 y.o. Carrying a backpack to school, rest of the movie is written just as well. 2 dimensional garbage not worth the time spent watching.

I love how one of the top reviewers said Collateral without Tom Cruise but with vampires

[UniqueParticle · 8/10 · 31 October 2021]

(Debby Ryan) Blaire is worth watching in my opinion I'd love to see her anything else! I'm not fully sure why this is getting a bad rep except some of stale moments even those are very little. The music is excellent, mystery is quite intriguing, cinematography is great and the entertainment value is pretty solid. I'm glad I decided to watch this vampire thrill ride!

Enjoyable!

[neonblade-2 · 7/10 · 24 October 2021]

Yeah, it's not Bram Stoker's Dracula or Only lovers left alive, but I did enjoy it.

Acting was good, had plenty of humour.

Nicely shot, lots of pastel colours and neon.

I get the impression that Director Adam Randall is a fan of Brian De Palma, and he does that look quite well.

Sexy, as all good vampire films should be.

Lightweight? Yeah, a little, but fun!

A nice addition to my collection of the genre.

Collateral, but with two female vampires instead of Tom Cruise

[KumarjitDey · 3/10 · 24 October 2021]

'Night Teeth' is writer/director Adam Randall's second movie after 'I See You', which was strong on drama and elevated by academy award winner Helen Hunt and the rest of it's casts' fitting performances. 'Night Teeth', on the other hand, is an unsuccessful mix of genres, wherein none of the ingredients will fulfil your desired taste buds. With a few forgettable bites and barely any action pieces, this highly unoriginal movie hardly has any thrills in store for you.

The film follows a happy-go-lucky college student and part-time chauffeur, Benny, whose life turns upside down when he is taken hostage by two female vampires, disguised as party hoppers, who uses his service to stop at multiple locations in Los Angeles to kill all the vampire bosses in one night. The film could have been decent judging by its plot outline. Unfortunately though, the filmmakers focused more on use of colours and lighting than on the screenplay and editing.

Jorge Lendeborg Jr., who plays Benny, attempts to be a lovable character, as the director wants him to be, but fails to establish that connection. Debby Ryan is hot as Blaire. The rest of the cast is not worth mentioning. And if you have seen Megan Fox in the trailer, you have seen her in the movie - its that short of a cameo.

My final words. If you have no other movies in your watchlist and have run out of other ideas to escape from harsh reality, you could definitely give this a watch.

entertaining no-brainer

[trashgang · 7/10 · 6 April 2022]

Out on Flix I watched this being recommanded as a no-brainer flick. I agree, the story is rather simple. Vampire gangs fighting it out against each other.

The way it was filmed was above mediocre and the colours being oversaturated gave it an arty feeling. The score was also okay but what about the main titles? Megan Fox being introduced as main lead, well,she's only 2 minutes in this flick so that means that the production still knows that her name attracts a lot of viewers.

But don't worry, the acting of the two main female vampires are really well done. It's believable and sexy. For a vampire flick it never becomes gory or messy or erotic. So guess it's made for teenagers too.

Not that bad after all, but once seen it won't stick in your mind.

Gore 0/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 1/5 Story 2,5/5 Comedy 0/5.

Simple bite and easy chew

[witra_as · 6/10 · 14 November 2021]

Netflix' vampire thriller got simple bite and easy chew for fun movie time. Adam Randall had stylish presentation to make up for sluggish plotholes. Lendeborg Jr. & Ryan were two sympathetic representatives from different world to survive some bloody kills.

Contrived nothingness

[ds-mulholland · 3/10 · 21 October 2021]

More attention spent on cinematography (hence the 3 stars) than storyline. Another example of modernist, shallow film making, lacking in timeless appeal or anything more captivating than a one night stand.