The Love Guru (2008)

Jessica Simpson: Jessica Simpson

Quotes 

• Jessica Simpson : [using the ashram's greeting]  Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.

  Guru Pitka : Mariska Hargitay, Jessica Simpson.

  [kisses a flower, gives it to her and then grabs her head, causing a small orgasm] 

  Guru Pitka : [recovers]  Did you get into the VIP room OK?

  [Jessica smiles, the Guru mouths the words I LOVE YOU] 

  Val Kilmer : Mariska Hargitay, Your Holiness.

  Guru Pitka : Mariska Hargitay, Val Kilmer.

  [kisses a flower, hands it to Val who breaks a part of it off] 

  Guru Pitka : [screams loudly]  Why do you hurt me?

  [Val looks confused] 

  Guru Pitka : I know why, I know why.

  Mariska Hargitay : Mariska Hargitay, Guru Pitka.

  Guru Pitka : [stunned]  Mariska Hargitay, Mariska Hargitay.