M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Aid Station (1975)

Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns

Photos 

Quotes 

• Hawkeye : [Addressing Radar's mess tray]  Two mounds of mashed potatoes for breakfast?

  Captain John McIntyre : I think I used to go steady with that tray.

  Hawkeye : We could patent that, you know? Potato Falsies.

  Major Franklin Marion Burns : [eating with Margaret]  Foul Mouths! There *is* a lady present

  Captain John McIntyre : [Looks around]  Well, where is there a lady present?

  [Klinger walks over to table] 

  Hawkeye : Now there's a lady present!

• Major Franklin Marion Burns : I missed you so. I slept with one of your boots under my pillow, honest, really. I wrote you the longest love letter of my life. It takes up almost a whole roll of toilet paper.