2/10
Cringeworthy, juvenile, cheap, confusing mess
4 September 2021
Cliched, cheap and terrible supposed comedy moments.

Seriously! Who made this thinking it was worthwhile??

The Alien is the daftest looking creation I've seen in a long time. A silver morph suit with a dodgy mask and rubber hands that moves so slowly and only strikes the same pose everytime it appears.

The characters are just jokes (just not funny ones) The selotaped on Romantic parts fall flat as zero chemistry with any of the actors. ....they all knew it was awful and it shows.

Too childish to appeal to adults, like a really poor scooby doo but too bloody for kids (although the hore is minimal and poor also)

The soldier type woman and scientist women were the most pointless people ever. Their supposed attraction to each other only hinted on once and qually as pointless. Then what she does with the knife is the dumbest thing I've witnessed in ages. And her reaction after incredulous!? As if wasn't her dumb fault!?

And the supposed twist at the end.....well. Talk about being out of place in this movie. Trying to make a political and environmental statement in this car crash of a film is beyond puzzling. .....plus it counteracts the aliens behaviour totally!? Why would it be killing anyone!?

Not even worth a drunk viewing late at night. Find something better.
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