Futurama (TV Series)

A Flight to Remember (1999)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan, Leo Wong, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Leela : Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.

  Dr. Zoidberg : You know Zapp Brannigan?

  Leela : Let's just say we've crossed paths.

  Bender : Was that before or after you slept with him?

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing.

• Leela : That was the worst mission ever.

  Fry : That's the last time I visit a planet called Cannibalon.

  Bender : Yeah. Food was good, though.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Thank God there're plenty of escape pods. We won't have to dress up like women and children.

  [Camera pulls back to show Farnsworth dressed in a kid's sailor outfit and holding a lollipop] 

• [Fry and Leela pretend to be involved to ward off Zapp] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : But as a gentleman, I must warn you, if you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be on Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Kiff, I'm feeling the "captain's itch".

  Lt. Kif Kroker : I'll get the powder, sir.

• [Zapp Brannigan has just piloted the Titanic straight into the path of a black hole] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. I guess all that remains now is for the captain to go down with the ship.

  Lt. Kif Kroker : That's surprisingly noble of you, sir.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain.

  [Zapp runs off] 

• Fry : You're not jealous are you?

  Leela : NO!

  Fry : Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful!

• Kif Kroker : Captain, may I have a word with you?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : No.

  Kif Kroker : It's an emergency, sir.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Come back when it's a catastrophe.

  [a huge rumbling is heard] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Oh, very well.

• Fry : Look, our nebula. Everytime I look at it, I will think back to that moment when we almost...

  [Nebula gets sucked into the black hole] 

  Fry : Never mind.

• [when Zapp altered the Titanic's route to make it more "interesting"] 

  Lt. Kif Kroker : [as asteroids are flying by the bridge]  Do you remember that "course correction" you made, sir?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : [meaning it]  No.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : She's a beautiful ship. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out.

• [Leela surprises Fry with a big kiss to convince Zapp that Fry is her boyfriend. After Zapp leaves, Leela breaks the kiss] 

  Leela : Uh, look... Before you get any crazy ideas, that was for Zapp.

  Fry : Well, you got anything else for him?

• Lt. Kif Kroker : [Captain Zapp Brannigan wants to change the flight course]  This is a pleasure cruise. Our path is decided by the travel agency.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a course with some chest hair.

  [Draws a meandering line on the chart] 

  Lt. Kif Kroker : But that leads us straight through a comet field.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something.

• [Leela is jealous of Amy] 

  Fry : Oh. Look, I'm not actually interested in *her*, if that's what's bothering you.

  Leela : Oh? Are you sure? I mean: *she* has two eyes, *you* have two eyes...?

  Fry : I know. We seem like a perfect match. But, I just don't feel that way about her.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.

  Kif Kroker : I'll get the powder, sir.

• Leela : Oh, my God! We're headed straight for a black hole!

  Fry : Talk about a mood killer.

• Fry : Don't cry, Bender. No one really knows what happens in a black hole. It's possible she's still alive in another dimension somewhere. Right, professor?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, sure. Absolutely.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [Whispers to Zoidberg]  Not a chance.

  [Mimes slashing his throat and being hanged] 

• Turanga Leela : [sighing in disappointment]  Not Zapp Brannigan!

  Dr. Zoidberg : You know Zapp Brannigan?

  Turanga Leela : Let's just say we crossed paths.

  Bender : Was that before or after you slept with him?