Futurama (TV Series)

A Flight to Remember (1999)

Maurice LaMarche: Lt. Kif Kroker, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Kiff, I'm feeling the "captain's itch".

  Lt. Kif Kroker : I'll get the powder, sir.

• [Zapp Brannigan has just piloted the Titanic straight into the path of a black hole] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. I guess all that remains now is for the captain to go down with the ship.

  Lt. Kif Kroker : That's surprisingly noble of you, sir.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain.

  [Zapp runs off] 

• Kif Kroker : Captain, may I have a word with you?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : No.

  Kif Kroker : It's an emergency, sir.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Come back when it's a catastrophe.

  [a huge rumbling is heard] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Oh, very well.

• [when Zapp altered the Titanic's route to make it more "interesting"] 

  Lt. Kif Kroker : [as asteroids are flying by the bridge]  Do you remember that "course correction" you made, sir?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : [meaning it]  No.

• Lt. Kif Kroker : [Captain Zapp Brannigan wants to change the flight course]  This is a pleasure cruise. Our path is decided by the travel agency.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a course with some chest hair.

  [Draws a meandering line on the chart] 

  Lt. Kif Kroker : But that leads us straight through a comet field.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.

  Kif Kroker : I'll get the powder, sir.