Hook (1991)
James Madio: Don't Ask
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Quotes
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Rufio : Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!
Kids : Bangarang, Rufio!
Peter Banning : Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio : You are fart factory, slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Kids : [in unison] Ugh!
Peter Banning : Substitute chemistry teacher.
Lost Boy : Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Rufio : Mung tongue.
Peter Banning : Math tutor.
Rufio : Pinhead.
Peter Banning : Prison barber.
Rufio : Mother lover.
Peter Banning : Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio : In your face, camel cake!
Peter Banning : In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio : Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning : You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Thud Butt : [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter!
Rufio : You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning : Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just EAT ME! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Don't Ask : What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning : I'LL TELL YOU WHAT A PARAMECIUM IS! *That's* a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly! Don't mess with me, man. I'm a lawyer!
Kids : [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang.
Rufio : Rufio! Rufio!
Peter Banning : Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose?
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Don't Ask , Ace : [with the Lost Boys as they get Peter in shape] Pick 'em up! Move 'em down! Pick 'em on up! Move 'em on down! Ain't no time to celebrate! You are old and overweight! Gotta lose a million pounds! Get your fat butt off the ground! Reach on down and touch your toes! How long since you looked at those? Shape up! Lose weight! Get thin! Gotta win! Jumping jacks are good for you! Now your face is turning blue! Swing your arms around your back! Give yourself a heart attack! Gotta train! In the rain! In the sun! In the snow! Ten below! Gotta move! Gotta do! Gotta crow!
