I know this is a movie that about 10 people will see but in my opinion that's far too many.
Upon seeing the trailer for this movie I thought to myself "wow that looks awful. But it also looks kind of fun." I was expecting a movie like the Room or Birdemic, A movie that's bad but enjoyable in how bad it is. I mean the trailer shows a Lord of the rings Orc pointing a gun at someone. it looked bad but the good kind of bad. So let me tell you know that scene is the only entertaining part of the film and its about 10 seconds long.
You may have noticed that i'm putting off actually reviewing this movie and that's because I don't know how to review this movie, I mean what can I say? I can say the acting is atrocious the effects are Asylum level bad and the whole thing looks like a low budget porno. Everything about this movie is wrong.
also as a side-note the poster is a huge lie there is no huge scale war in the movie it all boils down to like 13 people hitting each other with plastic weapons.
this is less of a review and more of a warning to anyone thinking of watching this movie. Orc wars is not fun or enjoyable in anyway it's just boring there is nothing in this movie of any worth or value.
never watch this movie no matter how drunk you are this movie is impossible to enjoy.
Upon seeing the trailer for this movie I thought to myself "wow that looks awful. But it also looks kind of fun." I was expecting a movie like the Room or Birdemic, A movie that's bad but enjoyable in how bad it is. I mean the trailer shows a Lord of the rings Orc pointing a gun at someone. it looked bad but the good kind of bad. So let me tell you know that scene is the only entertaining part of the film and its about 10 seconds long.
You may have noticed that i'm putting off actually reviewing this movie and that's because I don't know how to review this movie, I mean what can I say? I can say the acting is atrocious the effects are Asylum level bad and the whole thing looks like a low budget porno. Everything about this movie is wrong.
also as a side-note the poster is a huge lie there is no huge scale war in the movie it all boils down to like 13 people hitting each other with plastic weapons.
this is less of a review and more of a warning to anyone thinking of watching this movie. Orc wars is not fun or enjoyable in anyway it's just boring there is nothing in this movie of any worth or value.
never watch this movie no matter how drunk you are this movie is impossible to enjoy.