Well, to start I have to say that I question the theory that there are multiple versions of this film. The version I saw certainly contained all the supposed divergences. It was probably shown on TV in a cut-down form that eliminated some of the ending, since it could conceivably exist without ANY ending whatsoever and make just as much, if not more, logical sense.
Are there vampires in real life? According to this movie, no. Then yes. Then no again. Then yes, then no, then yes AGAIN, and this time they can run around in broad daylight chasing skirts. And that's ALL they do.
There's also a strange inference toward the end that Uncle Fester (or whatever his name is) was also the very busty female vampire Malenka. I don't quite understand any of this. Somehow, though, my confusion only adds to the enjoyability of this terrible, terrible piece of drivel. I give it a 9: GOONFACTOR HIGH.
Are there vampires in real life? According to this movie, no. Then yes. Then no again. Then yes, then no, then yes AGAIN, and this time they can run around in broad daylight chasing skirts. And that's ALL they do.
There's also a strange inference toward the end that Uncle Fester (or whatever his name is) was also the very busty female vampire Malenka. I don't quite understand any of this. Somehow, though, my confusion only adds to the enjoyability of this terrible, terrible piece of drivel. I give it a 9: GOONFACTOR HIGH.