Roadside (2013)
1/10
Has got to be the dumbest premise I've ever seen in a horror movie
25 December 2021
This one makes no sense whatsoever. And they gave it a holiday theme! Like this'll go down with all the Christmas greats. Puh-leez.

A couple is driving down the road, and find a tree blocking their way. Husband gets out to move it, and a gunman in the woods starts talking to him, and holds he and his wife hostage. In the middle of nowhere. Why? Good question. This is never revealed! Gunman says it's not about money, and he has personal information on them. Why? This is never revealed! Literally, psycho gunman holds two people hostage in the woods for absolutely no reason. Won't let the woman move an inch in the car, but periodically allows the two of them to conspire. Baffling!

They throw in 3 twists. Every one of these you can see coming from 20 miles down that gravel road. Not an ounce of originality, unless you find a lone gunman holding two people hostage on a roadside original.

I honestly can't think of a bigger waste of 81 minutes.
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