2/10
Utter failure
9 October 2009
I love historical films and this movie appeared to be a fun filled, sexy love triangle romp through the beautiful Florence countryside. Against everything I stand for, I bought it without watching it first. BIG MISTAKE!!! The only redeeming features of this film was the countryside (magnificent), Tim Roth's acting, and the costumes (historical with a modern twist). Everything else was horrible!!!! The first 3/4 of the film is jumbled and apparently, plot less. So they fill it with boobs galore and winged penises. The love of Hayden C.'s character for Micsha B.'s wasn't even noticeable and lacked chemistry.

To sum it up I'd call it "a wannabe soft core pron". Ended up returning it for a better movie. And never again will I buy before renting!
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