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5/10
In words from a Mexican
josejuandiazcampos4 January 2020
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Todas las pecas del mundo, or, as it was know in United States, "All The Freckles in the World", can be seen in two different ways. It works really well if you want to take a look, of how it used to be Mexico, during the 90's. I really liked that they wanted to choose an ugly actor for the main character, because it represents much better how most of the Mexican kids and teenagers are. The music is great, there are quite good songs from groups such as "Café Tacvba". And, in the first 30 minutes, it kind of seems that you're about to watch a nice film, that shares the same style from a lot of Mexican films from the 2000's, like "Amar te Duele", but, with modern touch.

And, it wasn't... Todas las Pecas del Mundo, starts very well, and it seems that most of the characters (and the story itself) surely is going to have a good development. But, you never get a true ending. Everything is half done. José Miguel never stops being an idiot, and the main reason why this movie is so hard to watch after the introduction. All the movie, is just about him and his desire to be Cristina's boyfriend. And that's it. He is one of the worst protagonists that I have ever seen in a Mexican movie. He's a jerk, from the beginning, to the end of the movie. And, that's not the worst part. The thing that really makes you stop watching this movie, is that the own film wants you to stay by his side, even when clearly he's acting as a bad friend, son and (just before the end) boyfriend. The movie never gives room for other characters as Malo or Liliana, when obviously, they bring more things to the main plot than Miguel.
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5/10
What did I saw?
diegocoda20 March 2021
The movie was bad, just was kind of lazy writing of the typical movie where he falls I'm love and want to win her heart, but they do it badly, the ending suck and the only reason it has a 5 and not a lower grade is that the cinematography and orientation were very good, the only nice thing about the movie.
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5/10
One forgets how many Aryan Mexicans there are.
GiraffeDoor31 December 2021
It's hard to know what to make of this eccentric tale of youthful misadventure. It teeters on the edge of being a delight of an idiosyncratic kind but there's just something else in there...something...bitter...

The main character is pretty vivid and this child actor is very charismatic. It's like a thought experiment of someone with so much genius having the worst priorities and making decisions that are both really bad at times and also very clever.

On the surface a sports movie but of course there's really something else on a deeper level. Of course there is a gambling element as sports movies seem to almost always use this to create meaningful conflict. It doesn't really have much of an effect but maybe that is the point? That's the problem, this movie might just be a bit too subtle for its own good.

Visually dynamic and with an agreeable sense of humor to keep you watching until the end, this is a movie that you will think about for a while after its done but can I really call it "good"?

Certainly I haven't seen anything else quite like it. A movie that was made with a lot of skill and know-how but think this is one of those times when an experiment did not yield the desired results.
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1/10
Just when I thought Mexican cinema can't get worse
inaxpardo19 September 2019
This is a complete piece of garbage. It uses all the cliches you can imagine, very bad acting, the worse characters I've ever seen and also it has no objective, in the end, all the movie has no sense at all. By the way, the main character should be burning in the 7th circle of hell right now. Just don't watch it, it's better hor your mental health.
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7/10
Main character is a jerk
caffeinequeen188 February 2020
The movie itself is good, but the more it went on, the more I hoped the kid got neither girl! Mind you, he looked about 12 while the girls seemed at least 15 or 16. I couldn't see why either would be interested in this child to start with. As it went on to the end I really disliked him. The mother seemed like an interesting character and I wish a little more time had been spent on whatever was happening in his parents relationship. I think this is my first Mexican movie (albeit dubbed in English. Quite badly at times, particularly the young sister's voice. I might have preferred the subtitles to be honesty). Mostly i enjoyed it.
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1/10
Waste of time
Watchout9112 January 2020
What a waste of time. The main character is a completely jerk I don't know when the movies change but in this one the popular ones are sort of good or razonable and the unpopular are the jerks. I mean it's alright because not always the popular people are mean and viceversa but i think this movie just got twisted.
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7/10
It's not for everyone, but at least I laughed!
gelicea8 January 2020
Good family comedy, works better if you speak Spanish and a plus if you grew up in Mexico during the 90's. Very relatable for a generation that now is in their thirties.
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2/10
Bru
feliciaboschman-650782 January 2021
Like wtf he is sutch a player but it was bad acted and the movie didn't have a headline
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7/10
Fun... not cathartic!!
melissaveyna5 January 2020
As a Mexican I can say most movies made in this country during the last decade (in exception of alternative filmmaking) are sadly mass produced, starring the same old actors and slightly tweaking narrative arches for the same old story. "Todas las pecas del mundo" May or May not be one of said movies, however, this is a much better product than other comedies with WAY higher budgets (no, it is not a Netflix movie) and with recognized studios behind them, like the somewhat recent and pretty much painful to watch "overboard" (hombre al agua) and others you may be lucky enough to have NOT seen like "todos caen"

Anyway, I think it's important to understand any movie's purpose. This flick is visibly intended for mere entertainment and it does not miss that point if you like silly yet salty Mexican humor.

If you are looking for a movie with deep plots and characters, go elsewhere.
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1/10
wtf
mariamchaaraoui3 January 2020
What did I just watch LOL such a mediocre ending

The film itself isn't the worst of the worst but honestly it could've been better. Especially for a netflix movie. like come on
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8/10
Refreshing!
m_violet5 October 2019
First of all, I watch Mexican films once in a blue moon, but I was really curious about this one. It's good to see actual teenagers playing teenagers and finally seeing new faces. Also take in account this is set in the 90s, so it's super nostalgic. This is not an original story, but you can bet the director did a good job portraying it. First of all, the cinematography is beautiful, the shots, the closeups, the editing in general is well done. The soundtrack is perfect for each scene; I would have loved to listen to more songs in Spanish though. The actors are all natural, of course a few bad ones but it's ok, it is still enjoyable to see them, especially the main character. NO, you are not supposed to love him or hate him; he's just a regular teen. There is a lack of dialogues and character development, also a few cringy scenes, especially the ones with the teacher. The humor is not awkward, but it could've been better. No, it's not a perfect film, but I am glad to see new ideas in Mexican films. The director should definitely keep it going and people should give it a try.
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7/10
Definetly Worth Watching
drb-2751711 May 2021
The movie follows a very confident young lad through middle school. He has his heart set on a young girl, while the possible love of his life is a girl he considers his best friend. Not the ending I expected, nor the story I expected. Quite unusual.

See it, it's reality in many ways. I don't regret watching it, and I enjoyed it.

A last note, on NetFlix it's available with English audio, which is quite well done, but different from the subtitles.
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1/10
crap
ultimatehorsemann2 February 2020
Complete, utter, absolute, total, full, outright, unmitigated, thorough, sheer, downright crap
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1/10
Worst movie ever.
jcamdlm20 March 2020
I enjoy Mexican movies but this one is A WASTE OF TIME. :/
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6/10
Very nice movie
nicolasolivieri9 January 2020
The movie is super fun. Perfect to share with friends our your girlfriend/boyfriend. Great opportunity to revisit your own youth.
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1/10
Just awful (the story of a manipulator)
gesp74719 January 2020
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The idea and the trailer was promising but the final product is just awful. The script is stupid, the main character is entitled to everything, all pretty girls love him just because, he is a liar, a bad friend, a cheater, a very bad person. The directing is also so slow and pretentious, very boring. Also very inappropiate behaviour, a teacher seducting a teenager and a pervert boy, and that's supposed to be funny. ¿My guess? Rodrigo is actually a psycopath.
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1/10
Another stupid movie
romerodaniel4 January 2020
This is another Mexican idiot movie, that movie doesn't have sense, in no dimension would it make sense.
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1/10
I LOST BRAINCELLS
lajb-125032 February 2020
This movie is utter crap i wanted to die there were 40 plot holes and the main character was very unlikable side note- there was a weird subplot where a 19 year old in 7th grade was having sex with the teacher
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8/10
I liked it
mitsubishizero10 February 2022
I'm always on the lookout for Spanish media, so naturally I found this. And watching it, I liked it. Does it.lag on at times? Sometimes, but for the most part, I was engaged. The male lead's pretty good. Very believable as a typical kid trying to survive school as well as get the attention of his crush, unaware that his new friend likes him.

The movie's unique in that it breaks the typical tropes we all know when it comes to these coming-of-age school movies. What are they you ask? Watch and see for yourself.
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3/10
Interesting peek to the Mexican mentality
PeterAuatin26 December 2021
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The people that created this movie have very little self-criticism. The protagonist is a manipulative bad person. He is a middle school kid that uses everybody around him for his own benefit.

The adults are all mediocre and corrupt.

It is a horrible portrait of Mexican society: Mediocrity, manipulative middle school kids, sexual abuse, lack of resources for education. The white blond girl is the object of desire and two kids make a bet over her.

There is a 19 year old boy who has been left in middle school and is used three times: a teacher sexually abused him, the little kid uses him to get the blond girl, even the head of school uses him.

I think it would be interesting to see this if you want to observe Mexican society, presented by Mexicans. It was supposed to be a comedy, but it is a sad movie.

Don't watch it with your kids. And be careful, you can lose brain cells and part of your soul.
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1/10
Don't watch this movie, if you don't know "Juca" or "Loreto Peralta"
luismateomartinezperez4 January 2020
The story is garbage, the end doesn't make any sense. I only watched because I like juca videos from YouTube but this is not a great movie to watch. Maybe with your friends in the background of your living room it would be okay.
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1/10
Horrible movie
linagadat29 August 2021
1.5 hours of my life waisted. Story has cero sense. Bad acting. Nothing good to say about it.
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2/10
Pathetic
littlebit-2114514 March 2022
In the movie you expect to cheer the little guy on BUT the little guy was the jerk.

He was every thing you would expect the main character NOT to be.

Selfish,self centered,a lousy friend,temper tantrum thrower when HE didn't get his way!

All in all the JERK of the whole movie!
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1/10
Horrible film that made zero sense
thenukester3 October 2021
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I'm quite simply not going to waste a lot of time writing a review for this movie because it doesn't deserve that much effort.

All I can say is the lead character is quite possibly the least likeable, most selfish main character of any movie I have ever seen.

The rest of the characters are completely moronic and uninteresting.

The script itself is complete rubbish and pointless.

A 19 year old in 7th grade? LOL Even if he was held back 3 times as was stated, that would put him at approximately 14 not 19.

Don't waste your time on this joke.
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10/10
Nice movie enjoyable for the whole family
pjacobo20 September 2019
Nice movie enjoyable for the whole family a weekend movie to enjoy a popcorn
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