Family Guy (TV Series)

Pal Stewie (2018)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire

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• Stewie Griffin : I always tell it like it is. Like when I used to write tombstones.

  [cut to a tombstone saying Mary Robbins - She never brought much to the table. A sad-looking couple stands beside him] 

  Stewie Griffin : Complained a lot is what she did.

• Tony Robbins : Peter, I was once a lot like you. Unmotivated, dangerously obese, always relying on cutaways...

  Peter Griffin : You know, that reminds me of the time...

  Tony Robbins : No, Peter! No more cutaways! Stay in the present!

• Hudson : Hey, Stewie! Let's play Cops And Robbers. Bang, bang! Bang! Got you!

  [he makes finger-gun sounds and points] 

  Stewie Griffin : [chuckles]  That's not a gun.

  [he opens his giant gun cabinet with a ton of guns] 

  Stewie Griffin : *This* is a gun. You're welcome, Paul Hogan. Every time someone says a weapon is not what it is, Paul Hogan gets a royalty.

  Jumpy : [a kangaroo leaves a letter in Paul Hogan's mailbox]  Royalty check, Mr. Hogan.

  Paul Hogan : Thanks, Jumpy!

• Brian Griffin : What's going on? You seem upset.

  Stewie Griffin : You're a real student of the human condition aren't you? Yet somehow it escapes your writing.