The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (TV Series)

The Stink of Fear: Chapter 5 (2018)

Ben Diskin: Boris

Quotes 

• Gordon Ramsay : What's going on here? You're ruining this culinary competition.

  Boris : [dressed like Ramsay]  I know, right? Is this a cooking contest or a not-cooking contest?

  [He laughs at his own joke, then clings pleadingly to Ramsay's leg] 

  Boris : Teach me!

  Gordon Ramsay : Leave. Me. Alone!

  [He shakes Boris off of his leg. Boris lands on the floor, and then clings to Ramsay's leg again] 

  Gordon Ramsay : All right. That's it. You wanna hear what Gordon Ramsay really thinks of you? You've got it. You are... You... are...

  [Boris beams in anticipation] 

  Gordon Ramsay : ... Clearly dealing with low self-esteem, which is such a shame, because there's a beautiful person hiding inside everyone waiting to get out. You keep saying you want to be like me. But I want you to be like you.

  [He boops Boris on the nose] 

  Gordon Ramsay : Boop.

  [Boris gapes and then bursts into tears] 

  Boris : That was so mean!

• [Gordon Ramsay finds that the person powdering his face is not his assistant Janet, but Boris Badenov] 

  Gordon Ramsay : You're not Janet! What are you doing in my dressing room?

  [Boris climbs up onto Ramsay's chest, eagerly clutching the front of his shirt] 

  Boris : I, I... I know you must be busy, but, uh...

  [He powders Ramsay's face again] 

  Boris : Perhaps you could yell at me? Call me some names? You know, "You're a no-good dummy-dum, Boris." "You call that a mustache?" You know, things like that? I want to learn at the master's feet.

  Gordon Ramsay : [trying to pull Boris off of him]  Look, I don't know who you are, but you're creeping me out.

  Boris : Okay, not great, but who am I to judge? You're the master.

  Fearless Leader : [from outside the dressing room]  Boris!

  Boris : Gotta go. We'll talk later.

  [He boops Ramsay on the nose] 

  Boris : Boop.

  [He bolts out the door] 

  Gordon Ramsay : What a strange little man.