Extra Ordinary (2019)

Terri Chandler: Sailor Dooley

Quotes 

• Sailor Dooley : Anyway, listen! Noreen's just saying to me there that Christie Berk's wife has gone to jail for infanticide, so he's practically single now. And no kids or nothing.

• Rose Dooley : I think I might have met someone maybe.

  Sailor Dooley : Wait. What?

  Rose Dooley : I'm not sure but this gentleman, like, Martin - Martin Martin - when we touched there was something... I don't know what. He was only pretending that he couldn't drive so he could talk to me.

  Sailor Dooley : Oh, pretending is good. Go, Martin. So, what did he want to talk about?

  Rose Dooley : Oh, his wife. She's dead, but she's still into him.

  Sailor Dooley : Oh, for fuck sake, one of them. That's easy. Do an ex-wifeism.

  Rose Dooley : Sailor! You know I can't do that.

  Sailor Dooley : Why, Rose? What's the worst that can happen?

  Rose Dooley : I kill him with my supernatural powers and leave his daughter to face life alone.

  Sailor Dooley : Fair enough.

• Astaroth the Demon : You have broken our contract. Now we will feast on your soul!

  Christian Winter : I-I-I sent you a virgin. I followed instructions, my lord.

  Astaroth the Demon : Did you really think you could deceive us?

  [points at Sarah] 

  Astaroth the Demon : She is no virgin!

  Christian Winter : What?

  Martin Martin : What? Yes she is.

  Sailor Dooley : Uh-oh.

  Martin Martin : Sarah, is that true?

  Sarah Martin : Ahh...

  Martin Martin : My precious flower...

  Sailor Dooley : Deflowered more like, Martin