Extra Ordinary (2019)

Maeve Higgins: Rose Dooley

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Quotes 

• Rose Dooley : Remember what you told him on your wedding night.

  Rose Dooley : No anal?

• [Rose is packing herb, potions and magic books from her father's library to due battle with Sarah who is possessed by a demon] 

  Rose Dooley : Rose, you can do this now. Just go over there, save the girl, don't slaughter anybody again, yeah, fall in love, get the guy and be home in time for a something to eat... maybe something light like a yogurt or something.

• [last lines] 

  [holding an engagement ring] 

  Martin Martin : Rose Dooley, will you marry me?

  Rose Dooley : No.

• Vincent Dooley : [Martin and Rose watching an old recording of her father, Vincent]  Hello! I'm Vincent Dooley. This week, I'm visiting the O'Callaghan farm in West Cork, investigating a gloating.

  Martin Martin : Gloating?

  Rose Dooley : Yeah, a goat floating.

• Rose Dooley : We need ectoplasm. It's this type of goo that ghosts leave behind when they go off to the spirit world.

  Martin Martin : Like in 'Ghostbusters'.

  Rose Dooley : Oh, I haven't read that.

• [Rose is giving Christian a driving lesson] 

  Rose Dooley : Yes, that is the clutch, now press down with your left foot... Your other left.

• Rose Dooley : You can never wake a floating goat.

• Rose Dooley : I think I might have met someone maybe.

  Sailor Dooley : Wait. What?

  Rose Dooley : I'm not sure but this gentleman, like, Martin - Martin Martin - when we touched there was something... I don't know what. He was only pretending that he couldn't drive so he could talk to me.

  Sailor Dooley : Oh, pretending is good. Go, Martin. So, what did he want to talk about?

  Rose Dooley : Oh, his wife. She's dead, but she's still into him.

  Sailor Dooley : Oh, for fuck sake, one of them. That's easy. Do an ex-wifeism.

  Rose Dooley : Sailor! You know I can't do that.

  Sailor Dooley : Why, Rose? What's the worst that can happen?

  Rose Dooley : I kill him with my supernatural powers and leave his daughter to face life alone.

  Sailor Dooley : Fair enough.

• Martin Martin : Sarah! What have you done to her?

  Rose Dooley : Yeah and give me back my scrunchy!

  Christian Winter : Can't I just sacrifice a virgin in peace?

• [Rose happily greets various possessed objects as she drives through town] 

  Rose Dooley : Hello, toaster. Hello, branch. Hello, old ghost lady.

  Old Woman : Hello.

  Rose Dooley : Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were dead.

• Rose Dooley : Hello, sleepy head. You up?

  Martin Martin : Oh, I'm sorry. Turns out taking a ghost into your body and puking up their ectoplasm when your daughter is under a satanic levitation spell will take it out of you.

• Rose Dooley : He was crying and I told him, like, "get out of my car"! And then I ate a sandwich that he left. And then I started crying too.

• [Rose refuses to help Martin because she made a mistake with a magic spell that caused her father's death] 

  Martin Martin : Rose, I know you think I'm crazy... .

  Rose Dooley : I don't think you're crazy but, actually, I think that you're scared of what your life would be like without her.

  Martin Martin : Yes, I'm scared! I am afraid and I'm fine with that. If you don't help me, Sarah is going to die - that's all I meant. But this wouldn't be making a mistake; this would be not even trying.