This movie was so bad I only made it through about the first 15 minutes, and I''l watch just about anything and like it. How this ever got a near 7 star rating is beyond me. I gave it two out of pity for the people who wasted a million bucks making it.
31 Reviews
Wow, seriously?...
paul_haakonsen11 November 2019
Granted, the movie's cover/poster actually made this 2019 movie look like something that could actually be a fun movie to sit down and watch. Except it didn't!
This movie was the epitome of stupidity and horrible movie-making. I mean, the storyline was so stupid that it wasn't even funny. I think I laughed maybe once throughout the entire course of the movie. And yeah, I managed to stick with the movie to the very end, hoping that it would eventually turn around and become a movie that was worth watching. That just never happened.
The acting in the movie wasn't really particularly outstanding, truth be told. Was it memorable acting performances? Hardly so. Entertaining? Nope, not really.
The script and storyline was a scrambled heap of a mess. And in all honesty, then it didn't really appeal to me. Sure, there were elements that had potential, but it just never came to fruition and ended up being a mere shrug of the shoulders.
And as for the CGI in the movie? Well, let's not venture there. Yeah, it was that atrocious. You just have to witness that for yourself. Amazing that in 2019 they still come up with CGI that looks like something from an early 1990s PC game.
And you just got to love the toy guns that were supposed to pass for being alien technology weaponry. Yeah, even a blind man wouldn't buy that.
No, just no. Don't bother with this movie, unless you are perhaps a fan of Vera VanGuard. I have never heard of her before watching this movie, so I have no idea who she is. But I am sure that there are people out there that are familiar with her.
My rating of "Breaking Barbi" is a mere three out of ten stars.
This movie was the epitome of stupidity and horrible movie-making. I mean, the storyline was so stupid that it wasn't even funny. I think I laughed maybe once throughout the entire course of the movie. And yeah, I managed to stick with the movie to the very end, hoping that it would eventually turn around and become a movie that was worth watching. That just never happened.
The acting in the movie wasn't really particularly outstanding, truth be told. Was it memorable acting performances? Hardly so. Entertaining? Nope, not really.
The script and storyline was a scrambled heap of a mess. And in all honesty, then it didn't really appeal to me. Sure, there were elements that had potential, but it just never came to fruition and ended up being a mere shrug of the shoulders.
And as for the CGI in the movie? Well, let's not venture there. Yeah, it was that atrocious. You just have to witness that for yourself. Amazing that in 2019 they still come up with CGI that looks like something from an early 1990s PC game.
And you just got to love the toy guns that were supposed to pass for being alien technology weaponry. Yeah, even a blind man wouldn't buy that.
No, just no. Don't bother with this movie, unless you are perhaps a fan of Vera VanGuard. I have never heard of her before watching this movie, so I have no idea who she is. But I am sure that there are people out there that are familiar with her.
My rating of "Breaking Barbi" is a mere three out of ten stars.
Fake ratings - Film sucks big time
eatyournoodles13 October 2019
0 out of 10. Pathetic, absolutely worthless movie.
kontoglownedom10 November 2019
I would rather watch my family get tortured
very_agreeable_person10 November 2019
Come on......
spectremanreborn11 November 2019
Shocking bad!
bobbykeyes-5813210 November 2019
Terrible
druidofparadise10 November 2019
Stay away from this movie. It would appear that whoever worked on it also flooded with fake ratings. This steaming pile of crap is barely a "movie" at all, and is insultingly stupid. Literally. If you are over the age of nine, and/or have a functioning IQ, you WILL be offended by the amount of your life lost paying attention to it.
I went into this thinking that it would be full of ironic humor, maybe some light camp, or other self-aware treats we all enjoy from "bad" movies. I was absolutely wrong.
This could have been written and directed by a group of sixth graders. The acting isn't even community theater grade, it's just flat and cliché.
I went into this thinking that it would be full of ironic humor, maybe some light camp, or other self-aware treats we all enjoy from "bad" movies. I was absolutely wrong.
This could have been written and directed by a group of sixth graders. The acting isn't even community theater grade, it's just flat and cliché.
Man, worst film ever
secure-support11 November 2019
Cheap fun !
cekadah26 November 2019
What is with these negative reviews?
You can see what kind of movie this is just looking at the poster!
This is not a trip into intellectual parlor humor!
This flick was made to be silly and it is silly which makes it charming and fun!
It is wonderfully watchable and the plot is so completely off the wall you have to love it!
If you are in the mood for low brow humor this is the movie to watch!
#OMG What I am doing
kamikaze-42 February 2021
I don't believe what I am going to do. Really. I am going to give a positive review to a movie that deserves its one-star reviews. This movie isn't as bad as the other reviewers say it is, but not a great movie either. However, if you're are stuck in the house on a blustery winter day, you might give this movie a look. Who knows? You might get a kick out of it.
most bad movie ever seen
stevenvs11 November 2019
Comon who rated it ,,the movie team self?
If my GF talk like that barbie one i would trow her directly outside the house ,complain complain complain ... something i not wanne see ad least in a movie for the 15 min i watched seen nothing els.
if could rate it -100 i would have done it ,even the new stargate is bether acting then this one and to tell you for sure the new stargate series have also a zero for me.
After 15 min i got frustrated and shut down the movie ,thought would get bether but a no ,ye the should break her lol ,ad least the title is good ,i would put her in a pit to get right of her
After 15 min i got frustrated and shut down the movie ,thought would get bether but a no ,ye the should break her lol ,ad least the title is good ,i would put her in a pit to get right of her
0/10 Ashamed to write a review on this movie
thejdevasia16 November 2019
I am writing this BY hating every moment doing it, as if I was watching this movie. Wasted my whole 10 minutes in doing so (finished it in less than 10 minutes), just to give a heads up for those of you planning to watch this movie;. PLEASE DONT WATCH THIS MOVIE. The rating oh yeah very good, I don't know how they manage to give a rating like that- now I have to doubt IMDBs ratings?
Don't Waste your time
bbbb21725 January 2020
Waste of time
kian08914 November 2019
A total waste of time . They didn't even put any effort into it they made a movie just for the sake of making movie. They don't have a story to tell . It's not even funny like the low budget parody movies like Meet the Spartans or scary movie franchise. It's just plain terrible.
This movie deserves its own new category
gazpaxo13 November 2019
I have to admit I watched this 90 minutes movie in about 5. I am very thankful for the existence of the fast forward function. This movie is so bad that it is not even a movie. It doesn't belong here. It belongs to isdb com where the S stands for Something else (funny enough, I just checked while writing this and that site really exists and it redirects to what probably is the true home of this... whatever this is). The rates that are currently making this piece of crap to have a score of 7.3 (it was more than 8 last week), are obviously fake.
Extremely bad all around
crimson-7329830 November 2019
Worst movie ever.
patopm14 December 2019
Best Movie of 2019 So Far
timothy-hutsebaut1 December 2019
Please watch this movie and waste your time on this one. Barbi is a typicall spoilt modern Hollywood Girl type, ignorant, self(ie)-obsessed influencer who lives and dies by social media. She accidentally ends up alone in the wilderness and then takes a huge dump in the bushes, all within the first ten minutes. You will ot ever feel bored!
A modern satire with trippy hints of A in Wonderland. Dont miss the point here. Its top notch satire.
FUN MOVIE & Cutie Leading Lady
Richrotella9 March 2020
Trashy Brilliance
seymour_sp10 November 2019
What are the ultra-low score, "don't waste your time" reviewers thinking? What kind of film were they expecting when Barbi is a typically spoilt modern Valley Girl type, self(ie)-obsessed airhead "influencer" who lives and dies by social media, accidentally ends up alone in the wilderness in amusingly tragic circumstances, is turning the other way as a UFO shoots down a government plane, and then takes a huge dump in the bushes - all within the first ten minutes?
Her adventures only get crazier from there as she slowly discovers self-awareness, empathy and purpose during her wacky journey. It's an absolute hoot, not to mention a worthwhile modern satire with trippy hints of Alice in Wonderland thrown in for good measure. It's a shame that some other reviewers seem to have completely missed the point.
Full marks to Vera VanGuard, who not only stars as the useless but lovably ditzy hottie Barbi but also co-wrote the whole thing.
Her adventures only get crazier from there as she slowly discovers self-awareness, empathy and purpose during her wacky journey. It's an absolute hoot, not to mention a worthwhile modern satire with trippy hints of Alice in Wonderland thrown in for good measure. It's a shame that some other reviewers seem to have completely missed the point.
Full marks to Vera VanGuard, who not only stars as the useless but lovably ditzy hottie Barbi but also co-wrote the whole thing.
Wurst movie ever, not kidding
ferryklopper27 November 2019
bad rating
Wannywoo4 January 2020
If God exists, then THIS MOVIE is PROOF..
Yoked_Girth2 March 2023
Everything I saw in that Miracle Film was truly inspirational and vital to all human existence, not only were the graphics phenomenally realistic film - it felt like it was all happening before my very eyes, with the immaculate cinematography and outstanding acting made this film stick out from all the b-rated trash nowadays. This film kept me on my seat throughout, not from the suspense. I believe it to be one of God's miracles. I was just a small-town girl but now I'm a HOT SPICY LATINA who loves this film VERY MUCH and wish to enlighten you why you should open your world to this:
1. Watch this film and your life will forever be anew - you'll awaken each morning feeling as if all your woe has passed through you and given you holy power.
2. This movie is what I think heaven looks like, a cinematic masterpiece that I love yanking my bean to.
3. After hours of being a hell of a place most people would call work, this movie - much like ASMR - makes me feel the most joy any human can accumulate, and I will never feel this way about anything in this miserable hell that I wish to someday call HOME.
4. It gave me a new look at life as if my eyes had finally been opened to the point of realizing that my life would be pointless without this masterpiece.
As my closing statement, in honor of my passing best friend whose last words were 'breaking barbie is my shadow, my echo, and who I was and still am as of my dying moments left with you all.' - and with their dying words of retribution, I thank you all for the time you and I have spent watching and rating a film that DESERVES a new category of a movie - as it is TRULY priceless.
Thank you for reading and watching, I'll do you guys in computer science next week (or I won't cause the chances of you guys actually found this is so slim, that I wouldn't be surprised if you never do.) Hello Jensen, and goodbye my sanity :-)
1. Watch this film and your life will forever be anew - you'll awaken each morning feeling as if all your woe has passed through you and given you holy power.
2. This movie is what I think heaven looks like, a cinematic masterpiece that I love yanking my bean to.
3. After hours of being a hell of a place most people would call work, this movie - much like ASMR - makes me feel the most joy any human can accumulate, and I will never feel this way about anything in this miserable hell that I wish to someday call HOME.
4. It gave me a new look at life as if my eyes had finally been opened to the point of realizing that my life would be pointless without this masterpiece.
As my closing statement, in honor of my passing best friend whose last words were 'breaking barbie is my shadow, my echo, and who I was and still am as of my dying moments left with you all.' - and with their dying words of retribution, I thank you all for the time you and I have spent watching and rating a film that DESERVES a new category of a movie - as it is TRULY priceless.
Thank you for reading and watching, I'll do you guys in computer science next week (or I won't cause the chances of you guys actually found this is so slim, that I wouldn't be surprised if you never do.) Hello Jensen, and goodbye my sanity :-)
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