I, Portrait (2021) User Reviews

Wtf!?

[killrazor_tk · 3/10 · 29 January 2024]

I'm pretty tolerant when it comes to films, but when the acting quality in old B grade films, is better than that of a film from the post 2000's.......

I'm guessing the 10/10 reviews are by the director and a cast member, because this film was truly terrible.

There was zero chemistry between the main characters, which made intimate scenes feel creepy and cringe. The story had no real pace or direction to keep the viewer interested. To top it off the acting was more wooden than a certain actor from a certain space franchise (IYKYK)

It gets 3 stars. 1 for video, 1 for audio and 1 for the naked breasts (the best acting in the film)

Hahahaha

[biralara · 1/10 · 10 May 2021]

The stupidest and most silly movie I have ever seen.

Appalling!

[markmclews · 2/10 · 14 January 2024]

I really don't know how anyone found the money to make this abomination, obviously some government funding was involved !

The 'acting' is dreadful, so forced and unnatural it's beyond belief!

The only saving grace is the gratuitous nude sex scene which sadly is too short!

Just wait for the 'musical interlude' it's hilarious with all the close ups of the audience, diabolically bad and embarrassing!

Next scene to watch for is the scrag fight, oh man it's hilarious, punches thrown in slow motion that never connect, fantastically bad in every way!

Now, the object of this pair of gorgeous women's carnal desire is Mr Average, so unattractive and ordinary it beggars belief!

The best thing about this film is the female protagonist, she's smoking hot, can't act for dhit, but still hot!

Watch it for a laugh 👍

Classic erotically-charged thriller

[HeraldofGalactus · 10/10 · 14 January 2024]

This movie has a very engaging narrative. It obviously draws influence from classic erotically-charged thrillers of the 90s with a bit of a twist.

The chemistry between Natalie Heslop and Nathan Hill is also pretty good, adding a layer of depth to their characters' relationship.

While some may find the melodramatic plot and acting choices a bit over-the-top, these elements have also been noted for adding a certain charm to the film. The psychological thriller aspect, combined with a touch of soothsaying, offers a unique spin on the romance genre, although some feel these elements could have been explored more deeply

The unique concept of a painter whose art materializes in real life adds a spellbinding twist to the narrative.

Don't Cross the Line...

[mookie_fan · 10/10 · 22 January 2024]

The lives of a couple are thrown into chaos with the arrival of an old friend with dishonest intentions.

Inspired by erotic thrillers of the 90s (Like Fatal Attraction and The Hand That Rocks the Cradle) Nathan Hill brings us another engaging film that contains the usual Hill charm that you would find in Lady Terror and Jasper.

Australia needs to produce more genre films, and this is another example that we are capable of it. You wouldn't believe how well received they are not overseas because they are something fun and different from the norm for us.

There is no denying that you'll have fun watching a Nathan Hill movie and it leads you down a rabbit hole you won't regret falling into.

Have fun. Always have fun with a Nathan Hill movie.