DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Necromancing the Stone (2018)

Matt Ryan: John Constantine

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• Ava Sharpe : What do you mean you already have a link to Sara's soul?

  John Constantine : Well, let's just say our souls have been one. Leaves a metaphysical connection, love.

  Ava Sharpe : Don't call me "love."

  John Constantine : Oh, pardon me. Pet.

  Ava Sharpe : Sara and I also share a very, very strong metaphysical connection, so...

  Gary Green : Wait. I can't believe... you both slept with Captain Lance?

  Ava Sharpe : Gary.

  John Constantine : Did we, now? Well, then, we both have excellent taste in damaged women.

  Ava Sharpe : Sara's not damaged.

  John Constantine : Yeah. And I'm the bloody Pope.

• John Constantine : What you have got on your socks there, squire?

  Gary Green : Oh, it's Beebo. My Aunt Stacy bought them for me. Do you like Beebo?

  John Constantine : Once, I was on a massive bender, I put a spell on that toy to make him talk. He told me things that'll make your toes curl.

  Gary Green : Oh, like what?

  Ava Sharpe : Okay, Sara's soul is trapped in the realm of a demon and her ship and entire crew are lost in time. Who cares about Beebo?

  John Constantine : Well, his Aunt Stacy does. You're wound tight as a bloody drum, aren't you, love? Pardon me. Pet. You know, you need to loosen up. And then the work just flows.

  Ava Sharpe : Oh, is that work you're doing? Sorry, I couldn't tell.

  John Constantine : This isn't exactly a paint-by-number spell for locating a spaceship floating through a temporal stream. My business card says "master of the dark arts", not "Doctor Ruddy What's-His-Face."

  Ava Sharpe : Who?

  Gary Green : Who.

  John Constantine : Exactly.

• Ava Sharpe : You know what, Gary? Let's just get out of here, because Mr. Constantine has wasted enough of our time.

  John Constantine : [finding a foot in his coat pocket]  Oh, that's where you are.

  [kissing it] 

  John Constantine : You beauty.

  Ava Sharpe : Okay, so you have a foot, but you don't have a phone? I-I just... I really don't understand how Sara could've...

  John Constantine : What, shagged me in a mental institution?

  Ava Sharpe : [disgusted]  Oh, my god!

  John Constantine : Ah, you have nothing to be jealous about.

  Ava Sharpe : I am not jealous! I'm just...

  [restraining herself from strangling him] 

  Ava Sharpe : Ugh. Okay, maybe I'm a little bit jealous.

• John Constantine : [capturing a rooster loose in his loft]  Oh, there you are. All right, aww, nice one, lad. Oh, you're a feisty little bastard, aren't you? Are you guys from Housing co-op? Because it's perfectly legal to win an apartment in a duel.

  Ava Sharpe : We're here about Sara Lance.

  John Constantine : [handing the chicken back]  Ah. Right, well, uh, Mrs. Veras, we will have to continue the ritual tomorrow. But not to worry, luv. We'll have your son married in no time, all right?

  Mrs. Veras : Gracias, Señor Constantine.

  John Constantine : [closing the door behind her]  It's a gig economy. I have to take the work where I can find it, you know?

• Ava Sharpe : I don't understand. Who sleeps with a warlock and then turns around and starts calling me her girlfriend?

  Gary Green : She called you her girlfriend?

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah. And I really wanna believe her.

  Gary Green : But?

  Ava Sharpe : But I don't think that Sara's really a one-woman woman.

  John Constantine : Well, if the price of admission is looking like a fool or getting your heart broken, then, well, I'd say Ms. Lance is pretty well worth it.

• [last lines] 

  Gary Green : [hosting his D&D friends]  Fresh from a successful crusade, our team knew the fight was far from over. In fact, the true battle was only just beginning. In order to defeat the demon and his cabal of evil, we need to be at full strength, which is going to be hard given the losses we sustained on our last quest. Some wounds are so deep, they never truly heal. So the question is, are you prepared to join us on this mission most deadly?

  John Constantine : [taking the die Gary offers]  Well, tonight, squire, I'm all yours.

• Ava Sharpe : I'm here to save Sara. She's bonded with the Death totem.

  John Constantine : Oh, bollocks.

  Ava Sharpe : What does that mean?

  Gary Green : Oh, it's a British expletive used to...

  Ava Sharpe : I know what "bollocks" means, Gary. What did you mean by it?

  John Constantine : Well, about this so-called Death totem. Recently, whilst heavily influenced by ayahuasca, I came to learn why the sixth lost tribe of Zambesi was stricken from the oral record. This lost tribe, which had been entrusted to watch over the domain of the dead, sided with Mallus while the other five tribes rallied to imprison him, perhaps explaning why the Death totem is inextricably linked with our demon friend.

• John Constantine : Sara's soul is likely trapped in Mallus' realm. Now, usually, I have to cast the demon into myself to rescue her, but luckily, I already have a link to Sara's soul. So I'll enlist Aken, the Eygptian ferryman of the dead.

• Gary Green : Our sorcereress was missing, feared dead.

  Ava Sharpe : Gary, how does any of this help us find Sara and the Legends?

  John Constantine : Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let the man finish his story, all right? As you were, mate.

  Gary Green : Zanatar the Unburnt wielded the Death Sword, one of the Six Swords of Sorrow. To defeat him, we needed...

  John Constantine : Another of the Six Swords.

• Gary Green : The point of my story is even though we were defeated by Zanatar, we were able to track the mystical object he was wielding.

  John Constantine : The Sword of bloody Sorrow. Ahh. Mwah!

  [he kisses Gary full on the mouth] 

  John Constantine : You are a bloody genius, Barry.

  Gary Green : Gary.

  John Constantine : Gary, right.

• John Constantine : I need the vial from my desk, mother's tears, and my ruination stones, and from you, Ava, I'm gonna need...

  Ava Sharpe : Oh, please don't say it.

  John Constantine : The foot.

• Mallus : [speaking through Sara]  There's somebody who wants to talk to you, John.

  Astra : John?

  John Constantine : You glamoured your voice. That's the oldest bloody trick in the book.

  Astra : You don't remember me? I know it's been a long time.

  John Constantine : Astra.

  Astra : Mallus will free me from hell, but you have to give him Sara. A life for a life. You know better than anybody. Magic always has a price.

• Sara Lance : You saved me again.

  Ava Sharpe : I had a little help.

  John Constantine : [off the fireball Mick is holding]  Well, while we're here, uh... a light?

• Sara Lance : If you thought Mallus really would've freed Astra, you would have traded me, wouldn't you?

  John Constantine : In a heartbeat.

  Sara Lance : Yeah.

  John Constantine : Well, what can I say? I'm a nasty piece of work.

• John Constantine : You know, there's a reason why I prefer to walk this path alone. It's, uh, so I don't have to share with anyone how lost I really am. But you're not alone, are you, Sara?

  Sara Lance : Maybe I should be.

  John Constantine : She's a good one. Try not to hurt her.

  Sara Lance : That's what I'm afraid of.

• John Constantine : Now, let me guess. Sara has succumbed to the demon Mallus. I sensed his power growing; but not to worry, I gave Ray very specific instructions to kill her if that ever happened.

  Ava Sharpe : What?

  John Constantine : Eggs and omelets, luv. And extreme measures.

• Ava Sharpe : [sitting down next to Constantine]  You know what? Let's get on with this.

  John Constantine : Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell do you think you're doing?

  Ava Sharpe : You're going after Sara, I'm coming with you.

  John Constantine : To the realm of Mallus?

  Ava Sharpe : Start chanting.

  John Constantine : Very well. Give me your hand.

  Ava Sharpe : [derisive scoff]  Are you serious?

  John Constantine : Deadly.

• Ava Sharpe : There has to be a way to find the Waverider.

  Gary Green : I have an idea.

  John Constantine : We're all ears, mate.

  Gary Green : The Legends remind me of my D&D group. Don't laugh.

  John Constantine : Too late.

• Ava Sharpe : Sorry, can we just pretend for a moment that I have no idea what you two are doing?

  John Constantine : Well, it's like our Gary said, the easiest way to locate the Legends' ship is to locate the Death totem.

• John Constantine : No one escapes Hell.