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5/10
Ordinary Decent Criminals
boblipton21 April 2021
In 2015, some old geezers robbed a security vault in Hatton Garden, London's jewelry district, wandering in and out seemingly as the fancy took them, while the police seemed unaware that anything was going on. Several of the people involved were later convicted, but police believe there were others involved. One person who had his box robbed never said anything to the police and at least ten million pounds of jewelry and plate are still missing.

All in a weekend's work for ordinary decent criminals. For four decades, I was a partner and manager in several properties on 47th Street, New York City's jewelry district, and the Hatton Garden operation seems very lackadaisical. We had wire connections to the police and two private security services, ex-cops on guard, and other security measures that no one knew of except the senior partner. Had he died, we would have shut down the operations for a few months while the new senior partner set up a system he would carry in his head. Any thieves would have found themselves frustrated by an inability to find any plans to penetrate a subterranean vault surrounded on three sides by bedrock on the fourth by an underground river, and on top by steel-plated floors they would have to driil through from an exchange with lots of windows. Some desperadoes tried an armed robbery in the early 1990s. The guy on duty, Big Eddie, grabbed his revolver, ducked into the vault and told them to come on; they couldn't get through the security door and eventually left. We told Big Eddie he wasn't there to get shot, damnit!, gave him a bonus and told the jewelers how he had saved their goods. Their attitude seemed to be that it was his job to get shot, and kept their money.

Well, perhaps the corporate structure of the Hatton Garden operation was more corporate than ours, and more reliant on faceless functionaries doing their jobs, which apparently they didn't. My cigar-smoking buddy, who's a security analyst, did an analysis of the heist and came to the same conclusion.

The movie doesn't portray any of the criminals as geniuses, but guys who simply take advantage of the bizarre-seeming English assumption that no one is going to try anything, so why spend money guarding against them? The actors, none of whom I recognized, are guys with credits running back fifty years on the big and little screens. The result is low-key and watchable.
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5/10
Last hurrah
nogodnomasters24 July 2017
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Based on a true story, a group of senior citizen criminals plan one last seemingly impossible heist of safety deposit boxes in London's jewelry/diamond district. The film does a very brief introduction of the characters, and we still know very little of their checkered past. It goes straight to the planning, which you might miss if you blink, and then right to the robbery, which was also brief considering it covered two days. The interrogation was anti-climatic in a film that lacked a real climax.

The film was interesting from a historical point, but lacked character, message, and direction.

Guide: F-word, brief sex. No nudity
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5/10
"In a Class of Their Own"
lavatch5 January 2018
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In the trial of the criminals who pulled off the 2015 burglary of the Hatton Garden security agency, the presiding judge described the culprits as "in a class of their own." But based on this movie, it is not clear if that phrase is a compliment or a condemnation.

"Hatton Garden: The Heist" (a.k.a, "The Heist") takes the position that the elderly men who committed the robbery were a group of harmless eccentrics. The filmmakers do no seem troubled that some 200 million pounds worth of valuables were stolen, many of which were never recovered.

The date is April 2, 2015, and we meet a group of old criminals engaged in a kind of reunion as they reminisce about the good old days in their lives of crime. They all seem well off, and it is not clear if they are motivated for the new robbery for the money or only for the thrill.

The film offers only an extremely vague outline of the planning of the heist, which took an extraordinary effort in the disguises, the entry of the building, and the massive drilling project. A mysterious character named "Basil," a younger accomplice, appears to the ringleader as his cohorts are huffing and puffing through the strenuous robbery experience.

As a heist film, "Hatton Garden" was not very engaging. And as a quasi documentary experience, it did not shed much light on the notorious burglary. The most obvious question that is left unanswered is how the gang of geezers could have possibly believed they could carry off such a hare-brained scheme with the sophisticated surveillance technology of 2015. As it turned out, they carried out the scheme, but the technology nonetheless defeated them in what was an easy arrest and conviction at trial. On a positive note, the actors cast in the roles of the Hatton Garden gang truly resemble the real perpetrators. As of late 2017, the London police believe that the mysterious "Basil," who may have escaped with as much as $20 million in loot, has returned to England, but has still not been apprehended.
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1/10
What a shocking re-enactment
martinmeaney25 May 2019
Shocking acting, appalling camera work, rushed effort and half the story has not been told. I gave it 1 out 10 because I couldn't give it zero.
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1/10
Boring old men
austinde2 September 2018
So disappointed in this movie.Went to sleep within 20 minutes and then persevered but switched off. Not as good as The Bank Job movie.
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1/10
Grandads time theives
peterroberts-200492 October 2018
Don't let this very poor Heist film steal your time! What ever the budget was it was clearly mis spent. It's based on the real life event of the Bank Holiday weekend April 2015 Hatton Garden Safe Deposit robbery. It was, at the time, the biggest jewellery heist in British history. The elderly robbers got away with £73 million. Sadly, this just exposes the films weakness. So don't raise any expectations of a tense cops and robbers film. Don't even expect good camara and sound quality. (I swear one scene, of a Dective driving to catch the theives, was taken on a phone camara) and definitely don't expect a decent script. The frequent 'F' bombs and one use of the 'C' word seemed like they were ther just to make up for any other little bit of entertainment that an unimaginative script might offer. Police and the Security Company had red faces after the robbery but so should the makers of this very poor film
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1/10
If Poundland made movies....
honeychunky13 May 2020
Dull, low budget version of what was actually quite an exciting and interesting true story. Find some Dulux, slap it on the nearest wall and watch that dry instead. You're welcome.
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5/10
Last Harrah
nogodnomasters18 December 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Based on a true story, a group of senior citizen criminals plan one last seemingly impossible heist of safety deposit boxes in London's jewellery/diamond district. The film does a very brief introduction of the characters, and we still know very little of their chequered past. It goes straight to the planning, which you might miss if you blink, and then right to the robbery, which was also brief considering it covered two days. The interrogation was anti-climatic in a film that lacked a real climax.

The film was interesting from a historical point, but lacked character, message, and direction.

Guide: F-word, brief sex. No nudity
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2/10
An absolute dog of a movie
Leofwine_draca17 January 2018
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HATTON GARDEN THE HEIST is a low rent British crime thriller based on the true story of a bunch of old geezers who pulled off one of the most audacious robberies in recent years. It was obviously rushed out in a hurry as soon as the crime took place, in order to beat at least two more bigger-budgeted versions of the tale. Sadly, the film's haste in production means that it's an absolutely dog of a movie, and I'm not surprised I'm the first to review it. The script is appalling - a bunch of boring old men spewing profanities and little else - and there's a singular lack of suspense when the heist actually takes place. It amused me to see Michael McKell, a former TV soap actor (of DOCTORS fame), in the lead role.
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8/10
Go out punching
Woodyanders29 November 2021
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April, 2015. A group of retirement age career criminals pull off an audacious multi-million dollar heist at the Hatton Garden safe deposit company in London, England.

Director/co-writer Terry Lee Coker relates the absorbing story at a snappy pace, takes time to develop the characters, maintains an engaging matter-of-fact tone throughout, and further spices things up with an amusing sense of cheeky humor. The big gig is quite tense, precise, and exciting.

The fine acting from the sturdy cast keeps this movie humming: Michael McKell as the brash Basil, Sidney Livingstone as the tubby, but resolute Brian Reader, Robert Putt as the scrappy Terry Perkins, James Osborne as the tough Daniel Jones, and Sidney Kean as the antsy John Collins. Moreover, the old guys' need to go out with some kind of bang gives this picture some extra depth and pathos. A worthwhile movie.
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