Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

Friends in Low Places (2016)

Taylor Schilling: Piper Chapman

Quotes 

• Piper Chapman : Do you know it's a boy?

  Cal Chapman : I don't. Not yet. But I'm willing it to be a boy because women are terrifying.

• Piper Chapman : I think I was trying to win prison.

• Piper Chapman : What the fuck are you doing?

  Nicky Nichols : It's a weekly meeting, okay, for the morally morose and successfully challenged. So we're just going back and forth and uh talking about the truly dreadful, horrible shit that we have to slog through on a daily basis, you know.

  Alex Vause : And we're smoking crack.

  Nicky Nichols : Oh, yeah, that too.