Orange Is the New Black (TV Series)

Friends in Low Places (2016)

Natasha Lyonne: Nicky Nichols

Quotes 

• Nicky Nichols : You know, it's... it's not cheating if you're in different zip codes, right? And, uh, there's no dick, so that's a freebie.

• Piper Chapman : What the fuck are you doing?

  Nicky Nichols : It's a weekly meeting, okay, for the morally morose and successfully challenged. So we're just going back and forth and uh talking about the truly dreadful, horrible shit that we have to slog through on a daily basis, you know.

  Alex Vause : And we're smoking crack.

  Nicky Nichols : Oh, yeah, that too.

• Nicky Nichols : While not my first choice, crack in small amounts is actually good for you. It's gotten a bad rap over the years.