Letterkenny (TV Series)

Fartbook (2016)

Jared Keeso: Wayne

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• Wayne : Well, there's nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.

• Stewart : So it's Facebook, but for farts?

  Wayne : That's right.

  Stewart : Cartoonish. We're in.

  Devon : But drop the "the." Just "Fartbook." It's cleaner.

  Wayne : There was never a "the."

• Stewart : Is geostamping farts a good idea?

  Devon : Of course it is. "Popcorn fart, location: movie theatre." That's informations I's wants to know!

  Wayne : No.

  Stewart : Why?

  Wayne : Because it's too complicated - it's like algebra: Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself?

  Stewart : But kids'll fucking love that shit!

  Wayne : You know what else kids love? Keys, dangling in front of their faces, they fucking love it.

• Devon : If you want to sit on our backs and call yourselves tall, then you have every right to do so. But don't think that we're going to sit here and listen to you lie. You have a bit of our attention. You have the smallest bit of our attention...

  Wayne : When did we ask for your attention?

  Devon : The rest of our attention is back at the offices of Fartbook, where my friends and I are doing things that no one on this farm, especially and including you idiots, are intellectually, creatively, artistically, emotionally, or spiritually capable of doing. Have I adequately answered your condescending question?

  Wayne : What question?