Hasee Toh Phasee (2014)

Parineeti Chopra: Meeta

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Quotes 

• Meeta : You are oxygen to my double hydrogen. The chemistry between us flows like water.

• Meeta : Karishma is not the right girl for you. You should marry me.

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : [holds out two fingers]  Okay, pick one.

  [Meeta picks one] 

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : Karishma. But you should know I could never break up with her.

  Meeta : I know. I also know that you'd never leave me, and I would never need to run away from you, either.

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : What kind of guarantee is there you'd be the right one for me? Could you say?

  Meeta : A lifetime guarantee with you.

• Nikhil Bhardwaj : It's simple to break a relationship, but to make a relationship work there needs to be adjustments and sacrifices.

  Meeta : That's quite a practical thought, but it's also depressing and unromantic.

• Meeta : There are no "last chances," only second chances.

• Meeta : Open your fists like this. Now stretch. You'll feel good, like how kids sleep - with wide, open arms, stress free, no baggage.

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : Kids don't suffer break-ups.

  Meeta : Exactly. Only adults complicate and stress their lives and tightly close our fists.

• Nikhil Bhardwaj : Do you do drugs?

  Meeta : Nope.

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : What are those pills you keep popping?

  Meeta : Medicine.

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : What medicine?

  Meeta : Dichlorosystrin, Zincodestrin and Oxidisulphide.

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : Are you unwell?

  Meeta : Nope.

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : Then why do you take them?

  Meeta : 'Cause I get weird sensations. Those pills control them.

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : What kind of sensations?

  Meeta : Sensations such as shivering, palpitating, irritability, couching, trembling, hallucinating, ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep...

  [Nikhil walks off] 

• Meeta : What if I need to use the loo?

  Nikhil Bhardwaj : Hold it. You're not a kid.