After his execution goes very wrong, convicted killer Lyle Victor Linkus escapes prison. The warden asks Mike and his team to catch him. Meanwhile, Deezy vanishes after going to meet his online girlfriend for the first time.
Pigeon inexplicably turns back into his human form, ditches the gang and immediately gets killed. Deezy eagerly asks to be his replacement on the team, but he must first beat Mike's Special Secret Government Strike Team challenge.
The gang is called to help siblings Alex and Elsa decide if they should put their 96-year-old father, who lives on a snowy mountain and is obsessed with Yetis, in a nursing home. They accidentally discover his other passion. Sing Heil.
In this spoof of clip-shows, the team gets stuck in an elevator with a vengeful naked angry old guy with a massive erection, and reminisces about their favorite mysteries which all happen to be from the show's intro.
The team share their highs and lows of the day when Marquess learns that due to interest he has millions of dollars on an account in Scotland, but only his living descendant, a salt-of-the-earth fish factory worker, can claim the money.
A desperate airline pilot asks the team for help after he accidentally sends an erotic nude video of himself to his mother-in-law instead of his loving wife.
The team takes the Pigeon to his old lakeside home to see his hot ex-wife Sandra, who turned him into a bird, and sign their divorce papers. A kooky old Native American warns the team of something called Ogopogo that lives in the lake.
In order to help a worried husband find out why his wife won't wake up from a coma, Mike decides to kill himself and the team and enter the woman's mind as a ghost. The ghost-team finds a Disney-esque idyllic place with a perverse twist.
Mike buys a used desk at a yard sale. In one of the drawers, Marquess finds what seem to be love letters from the late previous owner to his wife and insists that the team should return them to her. His plan backfires.