The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Love Spell Potential (2013)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Penny : [chanting in a cab] Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
Sheldon Cooper , Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali : [chanting in Leonard & Sheldon's living room] The dungeon of Mabusdahega! The dungeon of Mabusdahega! The dungeon of Mabusdahega!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And now?
Sheldon Cooper : And now what?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you have any interest now?
Sheldon Cooper : I've not ruled it out.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Wow, talk dirty to me.
Sheldon Cooper : I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.
Sheldon Cooper : I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Amy laughs slightly] Come on. Let's go back out there.
Sheldon Cooper : No, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-ork warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.
Amy Farrah Fowler : O.K.
Sheldon Cooper : I believe that we just killed the dragon and while the others pillage the corpse I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor.
[Rolls dice]
Sheldon Cooper : It comes off.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh!
Sheldon Cooper : What do you do?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I... kiss you on the lips?
Sheldon Cooper : I kiss you back on the...
[Rolls dice]
Sheldon Cooper : ... lips as well. Your turn.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I remove your armor. What do you do?
Sheldon Cooper : I erotically caress your...
[Rolls dice]
Sheldon Cooper : ... nose.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Keep rolling!
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[Leonard and Howard have invited Penny, Amy, and Bernadette to join them in "Dungeons & Dragons"]
Sheldon Cooper : I've just never played "Dungeons & Dragons" with girls before.
Penny : Oh, don't worry, sweetie, no-one has.
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Leonard Hofstadter : See? I told you Howard was as good a Dungeon Master as me.
Sheldon Cooper : As good? You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four-eyes!
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Sheldon Cooper : [Knock... knock... knock] Amy?
[Knock... knock... knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Amy?
[Knock... knock... knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Amy?
Amy Farrah Fowler : What?
Sheldon Cooper : I've... never knocked on my own door before. That was a wild ride.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You don't have to come in here and cheer me up.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, w- Thank you. But you could tell everyone else that, because they sure think otherwise.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'll tell you what they think. They think our relationship is a joke.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I don't think our relationship is a joke. I think a horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" That's a joke. It's a good one, too, because a horse has a long face.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And now?
Sheldon Cooper : And now what?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you have any interest now?
Sheldon Cooper : I have not ruled it out.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Wow. Talk dirty to me.
Sheldon Cooper : I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I guess I know that. It's just... a part of me wants more.
Sheldon Cooper : Y- More? Why, look at us. It's only been three years; here we are in bed together.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Come on. Let's go back out there.
Sheldon Cooper : Yu- w- no, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-orc warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay.
Sheldon Cooper : I believe that, uh, we just killed the dragon... and while the others pillage the corpse, I lead you to a secluded area, where I attempt to remove your leather armor.
[rolls die]
Sheldon Cooper : It comes off.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh.
Sheldon Cooper : What do you do?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I... kiss you, on the lips?
Sheldon Cooper : I kiss you back on the...
[rolls die]
Sheldon Cooper : lips as well. Your turn.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I remove your armor. What do you do?
Sheldon Cooper : I erotically caress your...
[rolls die]
Sheldon Cooper : nose.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Keep rolling.
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Howard Wolowitz : The girls are away, so the boys will play!
Raj Koothrappali : Anything could happen!
Leonard Hofstadter : It's gonna get crazy in here!
Sheldon Cooper : [Hoisting box over his head] Dungeons and Dragons!
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Penny : Who wants drinks?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, we don't drink alcohol during Dungeons and Dragons. It impairs our judgement.
Penny : This isn't alcohol, it's a magic potion that makes me like you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Double potion, please.
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Penny : I get to roll next.
Sheldon Cooper : Usually the Dungeon Master gets to roll.
Penny : Yeah, well I should be in Vegas eating at the shrimp buffet, so give it.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : This may be the potion talking, but you are one fine-ass dungeon master.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh yeah? Well, when we get home, I'm gonna take you on a whole different adventure.
Sheldon Cooper : Another quest by Wolowitz? Count me in!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, they're talking about sex.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, then I'm out.