"Criminal Minds" Magnificent Light (TV Episode 2012) - Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia

Penelope Garcia : By the way, uh, totally different subject: I happened upon that invitation guest list for the British embassy thing. Did you know that Madonna and Stephen Hawking are going? Not together, but they're going.

Derek Morgan : Penelope...

Penelope Garcia : Seriously, you're gonna miss a chance to meet Stephen Hawking? Reid will kill you.

Derek Morgan : Well, then I'm dead.

Penelope Garcia : Why don't you want to go?

Derek Morgan : It's personal. How 'bout that?

Penelope Garcia : Oh, it's p... Oh, my God, it's personal? That never occurred to me that it would be personal. I thought it was, like, stock market related or 'cause of the weather or...

Derek Morgan : Will you cut it out, already?

Penelope Garcia : Okay. Keep your... super secrets to yourself, 007.
Derek Morgan : Hey, Baby Girl.

Penelope Garcia : If loving you is wrong, Baby Boy, I don't wanna be right.

Derek Morgan : Well, likewise, mama.
Derek Morgan : [picks up his mobile] Hey Garcia, you're on speaker. What do you got?

Penelope Garcia : The 4-double-1 on Barry Flynn. Hey, has anyone been listening to this "Unlimited Courage," 'cause it's pretty amazing. I just finished the first CD and I've already signed up for kickboxing class and I'm painting a wall in my apartment white, which is a risky color in my world.

Aaron Hotchner : Garcia.

Penelope Garcia : Oh, Sorry.

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia