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3/10
Not really worth the effort...
paul_haakonsen20 July 2019
Okay, well it is no secret that I was more than thrilled to get to watch the 2018 movie "The Church" from director and writer Dom Frank given the fact that this is a horror movie and it has the iconic horror legend Bill Moseley in it.

Well, you might want to hold your horses there for a minute. This movie was bad. Let's not beat around the bush. It was horrible. Whereas the 1989 movie with the same title, "The Church", from director Michele Soavi seemed like a grand masterpiece in comparison. Sure, the 2019 movie wasn't a remake of the 1989 movie.

The storyline in this 2019 movie "The Church" is simplistic. A pastor stands at the threshold of cashing in to a company and selling his church in favor of a large cash reward, which could buy him a new church, a new house, a new car and send him on a dream vacation. However, when confronted with the greed and arrogance of his folly, the spirit of Alexander James (played by none other than Clint Howard) comes forth to set things right.

On paper, the storyline might have seemed good. But in translation to the screen, it just all went south pretty fast. And not even Bill Moseley could manage to salvage this train wreck of a movie.

The special effects team really got around their job and task so easily, because the special effects in "The Church" were atrocious when taking into consideration that the movie was made in 2018.

As for the characters as the acting, nah. Let's not venture there. The only thing worthwhile mentioning here is Bill Moseley.

All in all, "The Church" was a massive disappointment. Yet I managed to endure through the movie in its entire length, hoping that the movie would eventually take a turn for the better. Sadly, that never happened. "The Church" lands a meager three out of ten stars rating from me.
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2/10
You got any tools in this place?
nogodnomasters7 March 2019
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I got this film because it stars Clint Howard. Howard doesn't show up until 12 minutes from the end and as a hologram. He doesn't even bring ice cream.

The film centers on a church being sold, not being sold, being sold in Philadelphia. The principals got together in the church and are trapped by the Romanian spirit that lives and protects every church from being torn down and turned into a strip mall. The acting was as bad as the script and dialogue. It appears Dom Frank writer/director/producer Dom Frank attempted to merge African-American spiritualism and Romanian myth. It didn't work.

Guide: No F-words, sex or nudity.
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2/10
Don't watch if you're a religious person
daviddevilliers5419 July 2019
First thing's first, if you're a religious person, don't watch this movie. It WILL offend you. Other than that, this movie alone is meh. While there was a lot of potential in this movie, with the idea of using a corrupt church as the ultimate evil, I feel this movie could've been so much more. This movie is a hard miss because it doesn't execute its potential well.
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Watch the trailer and save time on this POS.
LordCommandar20 July 2019
Low budget crap made with a bunch of gift certificates or some desperate gofundme production. Just watch the trailer and save time on this pos.
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1/10
Bad
hjelmbjerg23 November 2019
One of the worst movie I have ever seen. Please don't waste your time.
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1/10
A body snatcher stole Mosley, there's no way he did this willingly.
christiannelite21 July 2019
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Yo did I miss the intro that this is a comedy? The only reasonable explanation Bill Moseley to this movie was the body snatchers came and replaced his existence. There's just no way. If I could give this travesty a negative -64 I would.

Ok bye. Blessed Be.
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2/10
Very Preaching
kidwitfire-969-35284022 July 2019
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I looked forward to this movie as I really like Bill Mosely - and he didn't disappoint, but I found the movie to be very preaching. I had hoped that it would tried to develop more of a creative plot, but throughout the entire movie, I was thinking that this came out of the Mid-west. I kept hoping that there would be a twist, but it kept going in the same direction, and I was disappointed that the movie failed to deliver.
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3/10
Why, just why!!!
humble7720 July 2019
Whomever rated this movie a 10 must have been in it. The storyline was pretty good but that's about it. This movie had potential but the special effects were horrible and the acting was laughable.
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1/10
Well, Bill Moseley has got bills to pay too, I guess.
If they're not going for an R rating or at least eerie atmosphere over very cheap playstation2 graphics they shouldn't have made this movie. I wasn't expecting much but when the awful digital effects started it just took me out of this movie. I still hung in there because I hate to not finish a movie, but it just got worse. The ending just doesn't make any sense and trys to make some points of being something larger taking place but utterly fails at be compelling . This movie is really boring , which is the cardinal sin of any movie.
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1/10
Almost worst movie ever
mnejadsafavi2 August 2019
The cast was disastrous. They are seem to be amateurs, even school kids can do better. And even though the plot was childish, it may offend some religious people. For me, it was just a terrible way to waste my time watching it.
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1/10
Want to get even with someone?
thembells13 August 2019
Make them sit thru this movie. There are no bright spots in this one.
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10/10
Great
user-582-31927226 March 2019
Great movie just like an 80sthrouw back like prom night n Carrie
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2/10
Time wasted
jwjboston-1563826 April 2024
The overall storyline MIGHT have had potential, but: 1) Acting is really bad, all the way around 2) Special effects are not even as good as a mediocre1970s Saturday afternoon matinee.

I think with decent writing, the storyline could have had a chance, but inspiration was obviously lacking on their parts.

There's really not much more to say except please don't waste your time looking for anything in this hour-and-a-half waste of film that might actually redeem it or the actors. It's just not going to be there. You'd have a better time getting your teeth cleaned or changing your automobile's wiper blades.
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8/10
Unexpectedly enjoyed it
salonrob22 July 2019
Was bored and clicked on this. And was shockingly entertained. I recommend
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8/10
Good indie film
beautyst-7850122 July 2019
Great story and plot. Effects are sketchy but the message is spot on.
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10/10
Hollywood
user-582-31927222 July 2019
The movie was good. I thought not bad for 1st timer. Nice to see clean movie without any f words or nudity. More like a lifetime movie. Still I rank a 8.
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10/10
Stop Lying...
bumbray9922 January 2020
Once again so-call movie critics FALSELY criticized a movie that deserve AWARDS.... Tell you what, watch it yourself, and you can thank me later...ok👌
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