Hearts & Horses (2023) User Reviews

A family affair that should have stayed home.

[donahi-33515 · 2/10 · 28 March 2023]

I really wanted to like this movie since I'm a sucker for horses and "troubled" youth movies. This family of "actors," writer, director and lest not forget the editor failed dismally. The music was way too loud to even come close to being called either enjoyable or talented. And what was that birthday party supposed to be? A flashback to the 80's? The "costumes" totally ridiculous. Then at the end of it they jump to a year later? I gave it two stars simply because of the two horses, donkey and the beautiful scenery. Avoid this one unless you simply want to be tortured, there far more better ones out there to watch.

Brain-meltingly awful

[theshadowknows-83016 · 1/10 · 9 December 2023]

I work at a group home and this....... thing came on automatically after the residents finished watching another movie. After a few minutes, we changed the movie because we just couldn't take it. Everything about this pile of horse manure is awful. Woman dies and her sister drops her daughter off with the father who never even knew he had a daughter because "she needs her father now". She doesn't freaking know him! How is that better than family she actually knows? He could be a serial killer and you just drop your neice on his doorstep. The acting reached new depths of atrocity. Could this thing have gotten better if I had watched it through? It's not impossible, but highly improbable. Save yourselves the pain and pass on this train wreck.

Not even the horses could save this film!

[roseytimmisnorton · 1/10 · 9 January 2024]

I'm not sure if this was a home video, amateur actor promo film, but it certainly felt like it! The script and performances were so bad, it felt like an amateur dramatic society's B cast. It had so much potential but sadly the horses and scenery couldn't improve the film. I am surprised such dross was on prime to be honest.

If you like good films avoid this dross if you can, if not, turn the sound off and enjoy the scenery because that's by far the most enjoyable part of the film. The horses were decent actors, maybe the casting directors and screenwriters should find other employment, better suited to their talents.