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4/10
Another step back for the V/H/S series
wormsoftheerth23 October 2022
Once again we've got another mixed bag from one of the most inconsistent franchises of all time. The original V/H/S had creative ideas with extremely flawed executions, but it was interesting to see filmmakers explore and experiment with different mediums for horror movies. The series got significantly better in the second installment as the "found footage" format was refined and expanded upon. Sadly the 3rd installment Viral was absolute dogsh!t. The series rebounded somewhat with V/H/S 94 and I was excited for this installment, but it mostly failed to deliver. Overall this is marked by novice writing and sloppy production. It's a collection of amateur filmmakers fumbling with the same mistakes as the original VHS which should have been ironed out of the genre years ago + lack of effort by executives/producers to create a cohesive product. This collection is focused on horror comedy and a mix of pointless, vague, and/or forced 90s tropes which don't add anything. Additionally, being purposefully set in the 90s means the return of awful film quality and the obnoxious, constant camera glitches.

Wrap-around: basically there isn't one. The stop-motion toy solider thing is completely banal and I can't think of a less engaging opening bit. I guess the "wraparound" is supposed to be that the guys in Gawkers are watching the tapes while one of them films these soldiers? Who knows. You see a guy fumbling with a tape for about 2 seconds, yet we get treated to 3 pointless stop motion soldier bits. 0/10

Segment 1 Shredding: I guess this is supposed to follow some kids who are a parody of CKY. They mix in random footage of them doing CKY/Jackass stunts but it had 0 bearing on the actual uh "plot". This is some of the worst found footage horror ever made. Absolutely abysmal, nearly unwatchable camera work and film quality, terrible obnoxious characters, and a completely nonsensical plot. This one dragged on endlessly with no real point. The effects were awful. I was ready to completely give up on VHS 99 at multiple points during this segment. 0/10

Segment 2 Suicide Bid: This was about sorority girls hazing a new girl by burying her in a coffin. It starts to rain so they leave and the coffin floods. This one wasn't great, but compared to the opener it was decent. Somewhat interesting concept and there was good tension when she was in the coffin and it started to flood. Very low budget though and the film quality and effects were pretty bad. 4/10

Segment 3 Ozzy's Dungeon: Whew, things actually start to pick up here. This segment is a parody of Legends of the Hidden Temple/Double Dare. The kids show segment is well done and the humor is well executed without being overdone. However, the second part of this turns into an August Underground style home video gross-out torture porn which was disappointing. It's kind of creative, but it drags on for way too long with too much unnecessary stuff. Felt more like a McKamey Manor video than a horror movie. Thankfully it (finally) picks up again at the end with a cult and demon (kind of like a poor man's Safe Haven from VHS 2) which is rather good but too short - I would have liked the focus to be more on this part. This was the most creative and varied of all the segments, but it needed to be tightened up. 6/10

Segment 4 The Gawkers: In the scope of all the VHS movies this one isn't that good, but for this collection it was one of the best. It follows a group of teenage boys who covertly spy on their hot female neighbor. The boys are obnoxious but extremely believable and the chemistry between them feels very natural. The humor in this one is done well. The segment is short so, despite the small scope, it doesn't lose your interest. The horror stuff at the end is straight forward but done well and is very on brand for these VHS movies. 6/10

Segment 5 To Hell and Back: this opens with some guys filming a cult doing a ritual to summon a demon and they end up being transported to hell. This is the best and tightest of all the segments. It follows an interesting and creative idea that isn't over-explained, and it moves quickly while staying focused. The humor is integrated well and I love how the cult/ritual is never explained so its just these two goofy dudes in NYE outfits fighting their way out of hell which, sans explanation, is hilarious. The sets and location are the most interesting and well utilized of all the segments; the effects are obviously low budget but are the best of the 5. Would like to see these filmmakers in a future segment with a bigger budget. 7.5/10

Overall, this is a weak entry for VHS. It's better than Viral (although that means almost nothing as the bar is absurdly low) but that's it. While some segments are technically more proficient, it lacks the creativity and sense of experimentation/exploration of the original and is all around less focused and less skillfully executed than most of the segments in 2 or 94. You'd expect that with found footage being such a widespread horror genre that these anthologies would get more innovative and artistic over time, but this doesn't deliver much in that regard. It's pretty clear they went with cheaper films by more amateur directors/crews to quickly cash in on the previous success of the franchise without trying to improve upon it or explore new avenues. While not a total flop, this is a disappointment and should not have been as bad as it was. Let's hope they work harder on the next one.
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6/10
2/5 segments get a pass mark from me
jtindahouse21 October 2022
I have to start by saying the main poster for this film featuring hell with the camera lense eyed face at the top is a truly great poster. It says in the trivia that after the success of 'V/H/S/94' this was rushed into production and it sadly feels that way a bit. It's not a bad entry in the series, however it isn't close to the best.

A brief analysis of the segments:

Shredding - Probably my least favourite segment. Not very creative and nothing new or memorable about it.

Suicide Bid - The stuff in the coffin was very claustrophobic and effective. The ending I could have down without, however a 'V/H/S' movie has to 'V/H/S'. All said, probably my favourite segment.

Ozzy's Dungeon - I thought I was really going to enjoy this one until it went down a completely different path to what I expected. There was so much potential and it was set up so well. Then it fell apart. Very disappointing.

The Gawkers - This one was decent. Spends a lot of time setting everything up and then it's over a little too quickly. This was a strong enough concept to get a full length feature out of.

To Hell And Back - I'm not sure how I feel about this one. The idea is a good one. The execution didn't quite live up to the concept however. It never really felt like they were in hell.

2/5 would get pass marks for me. I will give the overall film a 6/10.
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5/10
Still Life In V/H/S Yet
johnnyhbtvs2720 October 2022
1. Suicide Bid 2. Shredding 3. The Gawkers 4. Ozzy's Dungeon 5. To Hell And Back

V/H/S/99 is the latest in the mixed bag that makes up the V/H/S franchise. Of the five stories, none are particularly awful yet none hit some of the heights previous V/H/S' have managed.

An 1hr 50m for this kind of anthology is rather long and the running time begins to tell the longer it goes on. Ozzy's Dungeon has lots of potential but begins to bore. Same goes for To Hell And Back. The most accomplished piece is Suicide Bid which contains the better scares with a neat ending.

V/H/S/99 is a shudder exclusive and is the perfect platform for a series of it's kind. There is a sequel already announced called V/H/S/85 coming to shudder as well and so far V/H/S still has legs.
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3/10
Man can't believe I had to give this a 3
bigbadbassface24 October 2022
I have been a VHS loyalist since the beginning and even liked 1984. Has every segment ever been a homer in? No. But there's always a diamond or two in the rough. This time around there was quite literally nothing redeeming. Even gawker which should have been the best was wasted with filler and a boring climax. It was like a "Lily" rip-off with none of the tension. Man I can't believe every segment was a dud but here we are. Give some new writers a chance or at least be honest with yourselves when reading the scripts and weed out the garbage. Otherwise this franchises will suffer even further..
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7/10
Best V/H/S Since V/H/S/2
LUGST3R20 October 2022
Although not as good as the first 2 (blame Gareth Evans and Daniel Bruckner for making insanely good segments), this is the most I've enjoyed a V/H/S film since them. I personally found Viral to be terrible, and 94 was a mixed bag and had an awful overarching story.

To my surprise, they finally got rid of the overarching story part of the film, hooray! Only took them 5 films.

Segment 1 - Shredding (aka the band one) Probably my least favourite segment of the 5. Wasn't overly impressed with the visuals, and found the shaky cam annoying. Was slightly worried when this was the first one, since I'm sure these films usually start strong. 4/10

Segment 2 - Suicide Bid (aka coffin one) An improvement on the first segment, with the box reveal and aftermath being well done and creepy. Impressively filmed as well. Again though I wasn't very impressed with the makeup visuals. 6/10

Segment 3 - Ozzy's Dungeon (aka gameshow one) I was extra worried after the first two segments being underwhelming, but this segment was a large improvement. Was very disgusting, but entertaining. 8/10

Segment 4 - The Gawkers (aka snakes one) Not my favourite segment, but the reveal was enjoyable, although the teenagers were all very unlikeable so didn't provide too much entertaining viewing until the end. 5/10

Segment 5 - To Hell and Back (aka Mabel one) Easily the best segment. This segment is what boosts this movie in quality above Viral and 94. Great use of visuals and a great idea for a short story premise. Acting was great too. Really impressed by the actress who played Mabel who was also in Deadstream. Hope she collabs with the directors again. I would probably say only Safe Haven and Amateur Night would top this in the franchise. 9/10.

Above 5 average at 6.4/10, but I'll round up because I'm just happy they didn't do another overarching story. Bring on next years.
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2/10
Shockingly bad.
brandonlewissmu30 September 2022
I have no idea what the Bloody Disgusting team was thinking here. This was like a bad joke. There is nothing..not one thing..scary in this movie. If anyone says otherwise, they need their head checked. The segments are all cheap, creature features. I'm talking CHEAP and not a single segment even remotely based in reality. This feels like they took some rejected submissions to VHS 94, slapped them together, and went for cash grab.

I love found footage footage. As much as I didn't like Viral, I still really hoped it would do well so we would get more installments. I figured they'd rebound the next go round..and they did, at times. They've proven incapable of matching the quality of their first 2 but they still put out some solid segments. So, my vote was to keep them coming. A few good VHS stories are better than no VHS stories. I guess I still feel that way. If another comes, I'll check it out. If not, RIP. I doubt anybody cares at this point.
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6/10
One of the better V/H/S anthologies, but...
Blazehgehg26 October 2022
Watch enough of these modern horror anthologies and you quickly catch on to an annoying running theme: without a lot of room to build enough runway for a meaningful narrative, many shorts devolve in to horrible people committing over-the-top violence with very little justification, until circumstances escalate so much that something crazy happens and you move on to the next short.

It is pointless and often times just weirdly mean for no good reason. There's no good ending, there's no bad ending, but everybody's dead now whether they deserved it or not. It is horror at its most basic, where creative kills are more important than anything surrounding them. Personally speaking, I wish for more.

V/H/S/99 has a lot of those kinds of stories. And lots and lots and lots of name drops to things that existed in 1999, in that super obvious way where an actor will practically look straight in to the camera and say "let's listen to Limp Bizkit and eat Hot Pockets, then later do you want to hang out at Blockbuster, or Radio Shack?" because they know and you know that's something from 1999. It's the Stranger Things school of nostalgia. A life only defined by its pop-culture branding.

Still, it's better than some of the other V/H/S sequels, so at least there's that.

The truly standout short here is the finale, "To Hell And Back", by the same group that did this year's equally awesome Deadstream for Shudder. It's also the only short to specifically refer to 1999 as being the turn of the millennium. It may have redeemed the entire anthology for me.
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2/10
The worst of them all
randocam20 October 2022
I don't know what film the other reviewers watched but V/H/S 99 is the worst. Boring, predictable and God awful. I'm a huge fan of the first two, a little less with Viral and 94 but this film one will find in the bargin bin probably by days end. Tedious and hard to watch. Trust me on this, really bad. I had to take a break from it twice now and actually have it paused as we speak to write this review. From the opening short that ties the others together seems almost like a bad parody of the original to the others it's like making a wish for heaven and waking up in hell. I've been counting the days for the film to drop on Shudder and now I'm counting the minutes for the film to end. It's been a bleak year for horror films to live up to the hype, from Halloween Ends to Malignant, all have fallen short but V/H/S 99 really has surpassed in the disappointment level. Watch the original and spare yourself from this mess of a film.
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7/10
A half sour cherry with a tremendous potential.
antonovp20 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The first two installments have left an imprint on a cinema world and have become cult classic in the anthology found footage genre. Albeit V/H/S Viral didn't live up to it's expectations, the introduction of V/H/S 94 has given a breath of fresh air and has reinvigorated the spirit that has been lost and as expected V/H/S 99 was to transform that breath into the intoxicating cocktail of awesomeness for newer generation to enjoy the genre and it did.. well... sort of.

The originality of Tape 1"Shredding" and Tape.5 "To Hell and Back" is commendable as out of all five tapes "Shredding" truly brings back the 90's vibes that so many of us are nostalgic about, while "To Hell and Back" demonstrates that despite going through all the circles of hell the light at the end of the tunnel is just an apotheosis that strips you of any hope of survival. Therefore I wouldn't a change a thing for these two as they were written and directed splendidly.

Tape 3 "Ozzy's Dungeon" is definitely the most polarizing one as to me it feels like it would've been better off to concentrate the script more on the actual challenges of the dungeon, as well as not making it into a kids show but somewhat of a nightmarish version of "Total Wipeout" where perhaps the contestants have to use the camera's night vision to navigate their path and search for hidden doors that can't be reveal under the light as an example.

Tape 2 "Suicide Bid" - meh gonna skip that one, very cliché scenario of a person who passed away and is now haunting anyone within the vicinity of the premises where a protagonist is doing his deed. NEXT

Tape 4 "The Gawkers" is arguably my favorite of the bunch yet the reason behind my title as I feel it was the tape that had the most potential yet was way too short and lack any potential attachment to a certain character that we got in "Safe Heaven" in V/H/S 2. Out of all the tapes I strongly content that it should have had the run time of "Safe Heaven" with both shock and gore factor that in the end has an ambiguous ending as in "Ozzy's Dungeon"

Finally since the next installment is taking a place in 1985 here are some of my personal ideas that I think would have been great if I was to write the script for each tape myself, feel free to roast my ideas :D

Tape 1 "Salang" - A member of a Mujahedeen is filming the encounter between his forces and the Soviets in hopes of making a propaganda material for the new recruits, when his forces are informed that the Soviet convoy is to pass by though the Salang Tunnel, in hopes of rigging the tunnel with explosive and detonating it while capturing it on film in order to make a propaganda, a squad of Mujahedeen are heading into the tunnel not knowing that what they will find in there would make them wish that they never went there.

Tape 2 "The Blood Planet - The first batch of Scientists arrives to a secret Mars Facility with one of them documenting their experience with a hidden camera only to find out that a red planet holds the ultimate horrors of the universe.

Tape 3 "Kingdom" - As the team of professional divers document their experience underwater, during their night time partying on their boat a strong beam of light and buzzing sound emerges from the bottom of the sea, against their better judgment the divers gear up with the equipment and state of the art underwater camera to investigate s only to realize that the Kingdom of Atlantis isn't a fairytale after all.

Tape 4 "Casa de la Muerte" - During the Day of the Dead a group of college buddies who are on the vacation to Mexico decide to visit the most infamous horror house in the entire country. Needless to say things don't turn out the way they have anticipated.

Tape 5 "An Eye for An Eye" - A Group of High School Bullies film their pranks on innocent victims, when the new quiet kid joins their class, their new target is obvious, yet as their stalking and harassing continues the dark secrets begin to unravel and soon the bullies find themselves in a life or death situation.
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3/10
From a massive fan of V/H/S franchise, this was a massive DISAPPOINTMENT
petarilic3223 October 2022
Let me start by saying I wasn't overly optimistic when I saw who the writers were. That, coupled with this year being such a huge letdown horror wise rang all kinds of alarm bells. Nonetheless, I still went with some expectations because it's VHS movie, so it has to be at least decent, right? Dead wrong.

I'm going to break it down by segments:

The only segment that was somewhat interesting (and I'm being very generous here), was The Gawkers. And by interesting I mean the ending of it. There's so much they could've done with it, won't spoil but you know which mythical creature I'm talking about here. We Summon The Darkness and Tragedy Girls were good so I'm not surprised this was the only segment that was decent. 5/10

Moving on, To Hell and Back was the second one in this movie. Subpar and below standards (4/10) but it wasn't outright catastrophic. Acting was good and it comes from same people who wrote Deadstream so it was watchable.

Shredding. I knew movie was going to suck when the first segment didn't deliver. I have no ide who Maggie Levin is except that she's known for The Black Phone (which was awful) and this didn't deliver either. There was no scare factor and it was extremely straightforward. Not overly bad, just kinda pointless. 3/10

Suicide Bid. I honestly have no clue why would anyone make this? It wasn't scary, wasn't interesting, there was no investment in character(s), just why? It was so blank and empty. 2.5/10 if I'm being generous

And finally - Ozzy's Dungeon. The worst segment I've ever seen in any VHS film. Absolutely horrendous and catastrophic in every single aspect. Have no idea who "Flying Lotus" is but this was so, so bad. Amateur level. 1/10

Overall, I have to give it a 3/10 because of two stories being watchable but that's as much as I can give. Such a shame another franchise is ruined by this. Horrible. I'm so disappointed.
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8/10
Better then 94, but no more V/H/S year '90's' please.
ryanrobinsonnn8 October 2022
While I understand the love for horror in the 90's and how much of a big thing it was, it's now been done twice and I think it's enough, 94 & 99 still doesn't beat V/H/S 1 and 2, the 94 and 99 V/H/S movies are just based on gore, nothing else, with V/H/S 1 and 2 we had a mixture of zombies, aliens, demons, the paranormal, witches and other types of creatures, if they are going to create a V/H/S for next year I just hope they will do a V/H/S movie which is modernised and set within the 21st century and bring some new creativity of weird things we haven't seen before just exactly like the first 2 movies shown us & V/H/S 1 & 2 understood what people wanted from found footage, however after an early screening & watching V/H/S 99, it isn't bad but don't expect it to be as good as the first 2.
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6/10
6.4/10. Recommended
athanasiosze19 August 2023
I think it's a bit underrated. To put that into perspective, i consider the first two movies of V/H/S franchise good horror movies. And i really disliked V/H/S 94 and V/H/S VIRAL. So, if you disagree with this, there is no need to read this review, it will mislead you.

My favorite segment was the last one. It's so creative that it should have been a full movie. THE GAWKERS segment was good too. Basically, i liked every element here, except maybe Ozzy's Dungeon because it didn't make sense, its ending was dumb.

If you are over 35 years old, you will realise how accurate is the depiction of late 90's/early 00's. This is the strongest aspect of the movie. It captures this Zeitgeist.

It's not a great movie, it's deliberately dumb and naive and for sure, it's forgettable. However, it was a fun ride and i enjoyed it.
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3/10
Either Worst or 2nd Worst In the Franchise
scootm1623 October 2022
VHS 1 & 2 are still easily the best. Then I'd say '94, then this or 'Viral' for last place. I haven't seen 'Viral' since it released because I remember it being just too terrible, but this one was pretty awful too. There was no suspense in any of the segments in this one, except for when the girl is buried in the cemetary, but that segment is ruined when the monster shows up and looks cheaper than if I made a monster mask out of paper and mud.

'94' at least had Raatma, which I hoped would return in '99' since Raatma was the standout segment, but no. The connecting story of this movie makes no sense, not that any of the 'VHS' connecting storylines made much sense, but this one is complete nonsensical trash.

As for the segments themselves, they were all bad. Almost all the segments were just lame campfire stories/urban legends that were lamely executed. This movie also lacked the gritty, gross and snuff-like feel that the best 'VHS' movies offered. Also, none of the kids in this acted or spoke like they were from the '90s, they sounded like your typical annoying Fortniters or Minecrafters.

The first 2 'VHS' movies (and even some bits of '94') had a vibe to them where you felt like you were going to end up as a segment for just watching such a nasty-looking cursed film. But for '99', I felt like sitting through it was worse than ending up as a segment. A step down from '94', and a giant leap down from 'VHS' 1 & 2.

Hands down the best part of this movie was a hilarious performance from Steven Ogg.

3/10.
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2/10
Oh Lord
BlueBirdsForever20 October 2022
Shredding, The Gawkers and Ozzy's Dungeon are terrible, Suicide Bid is ok and To Hell and Back is great. All in all easily the worst out of the franchise - Yes you heard that right, it's worse than Viral, because the segments in Viral at least tried to be scary and captivating, unlike V/H/S 99, which focused on scarying the audience with repulsiveness and completely forgot everything else.

If you do not like disugsting nonsense please skip Ozzy's Dungeon. And if you do not like boring, obnoxious characters and mindless nonsense skip everything except To Hell and Back.

If I have learned one thing from this movie, it's that everyone in the late 90s was an a**hole.
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6/10
like many individual sections
SnoopyStyle30 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
It's another entry into the VHS tape franchise. Unlike others, this one does not have a real world to tie the stories together. It is one continuous tape. There are five main stories. There is one interspersed throughout the tape where somebody is using stop-motion to film toy soldiers. That's fun.

First, it's Shredding. Four friends in little punk band RACK are sneaking into haunted abandoned nightclub Colony Underground. It's pretty good with a little misdirect. Second, it's Suicide Bid. Lily (Ally Ioannides) is pledging one and only one sorority. It's called a Suicide Bid due to its likelihood of complete failure. The sorority girls are dismissive behind her back and put her through a deadly prank. Ioannides is the only face in this film that I recognize. That puts this segment above the others. I like the claustrophobia and arachnophobia. Third is Ozzy's Dungeon. It's a children's TV show and a bit forgettable. Fourth is The Gawkers. Basically, the kids are doing an American Pie with the neighborhood hottie. It's not the most inventive and the Medusa effect could be better. Fifth is To Hell and Back. A coven of witches is transferring souls to hell. I like the hell world at first. It looks like a fun Halloween scare tour, but they stay too long. When they go underground, they need to pack that place with shoulder-to-shoulder demons. They don't have enough to put this over the top. All in all, this is a fine entry in the franchise. It may not be adhering to all the lore, but I like many of the individual sections.
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3/10
Getting worse and worse
Darkfyre_rn21 October 2022
The first 3 movies are absolute treasures, but these new cash-ins lack all the underground gritty realism and engrossing segments.

The first 3 movies felt like you were watching some cursed or random snuff VHS that had been unearthed. These 90's installments feel like some kids decided to create their own little creepypasta style shots and it just falls flat and feels empty, the bad CGI doesn't help either. Some segments have decent story ideas but either bad acting, CGI, or dialogue ruin it.

Like '94 there's only one good segment, and the overarching shots between segments is bland. Still waiting for the series to get back to its original brilliance.
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6/10
The formula is finally perfected
ayylmao177618 October 2022
V/H/S as a franchise has had its ups and downs over the years. From an experimental first entry to the cranked-up-to-11 sequel to the massively disappointing "Viral" and then to the unexpected "94" comeback, suffice to say inconsistent greatness could summarize these series of found footage films. Alas, with "99" the formula has been essentially perfected and refined after the feedback from last year's entry.

Gone is the tedious wraparound that always meant at least 1/5th of the film would be substantially subpar. Gone is the visual and thematic inconsistency throughout the shorts. Gone is that one segment in particular that always stands out as inferior. In fact, it's hard to say which one is the best this time - a good sign.

"99" brings us five deliciously gory and disturbing videos that not only share the late 90s visual aesthetic, but also a varied roster of ghouls, ghosts, mythological creatures, urban legends, cosmic horrorrs and literal winged demons that are each fantastically well made and placed in stories that more than.
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1/10
Worthless.
mathiassorrow22 October 2022
I was a big fan of the first three VHS movies. I wasn't as wowed by VHS 94 but, overall, it was worth watching. This abomination of a follow up is an absolute disgrace to the series.

The individual stories dragged on, and on, and on, and on. Obviously the budget for this crap was non-existent. The entire movie was, I suspect, filmed using the same VHS camera. The only reason they stuck with this format was to try to disguise the 'effects' that looked like something a group of untalented highschoolers threw together. The segments were so tedious I was fast forwarding before the second story was halfway through.

Do yourself a favour and watch/rewatch ANY of the previous VHS movies, because this one is the final nail in the coffin of a once great series.
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7/10
A solid entry for the franchise!
xKanonballx21 October 2022
This is a very solid entry in the painfully underrated V/H/S franchise it has fantastic practical and special effects I appreciate that it does more with the idea of being set in the 90s than V/H/S 94 like game shows mentions of Y2K old computers very nostalgic but I do believe this movie falls a little heavy on the over the top comedy side of things where I believe 94 shined a little more in the horror field I prefer 94 a little more than this one it's definitely worth giving a watch if you can get a free trial for Shudder if you are a fan of the rest of the films you are almost certain to get some enjoyment out of this film just go in with the expectations of a lot of comedy or goofiness at the beginning of the shorts besides a few but when the horror peaks it's a thrill!
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3/10
Worst of the V/H/S series so far
dpr447322 October 2022
First V/H/S was a great anthology movie! As was the second. Third one was watchable. This one was just dreadful! I labored through an hour of it before having to quit and find something else to watch. Each of the segments in the film seemed haphazardly thrown together by children trying to imagine what the 90s were like. Add to that, the poor footage quality drove me nuts. A lot of found footage movies tend to add this effect to represent and old or damaged tape, but this one went way overboard, apparently in an attempt to help obscure the piss poor acting and low budget sets. Trust me ... don't waste your time with this crap.
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8/10
Tries to revive the feeling of the first two movies with slight success. The newer found footage productions struggle to retain that vintage video camera look
TuesdayThe17th21 October 2022
As likely the biggest fan of the v/h/s series to leave a review, this movie was better than 94 but not better than the first two and maybe not even viral. Many people talk trash about viral when in actuality it has aged pretty well and it's a nice addition to revisit over time. 94 is too cheap, shlocky and artificially static-y. This film though, the 5th in the series, is a step up(or a step back in a good way if you will) in style and rendition. We get raw feeling segments with interesting stories. Finally, we are back into the world with several characters after 94 and it's so obvious covid safe feel. There are some strong segments here. Actually all of them besides the first one about the band are rather decent.. there is a good amount of blood and gore yet nothing like the first two movies. I wish they'd bring back the original mumblecore team to write and direct the segments in the next entry. With respect, no one else will ever be able give the true fans what they want from this series. Overall. I liked it a lot. I'm a biased fan because this series is the epitome of what I love in a horror film, but on the same token, I'd be the first to say if it wasn't good. It is good though a d I'd say It's a true horror film. A fun midnight horror romp. Best segments are ozzys dungeon and the gawker. The last segment from the winters couple is also pretty good. They are stamping their place in indie horror with this and their previous and recent film, "Deadstream"
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6/10
I liked it but it did feel a little forced
subxerogravity28 October 2022
This movie made me understand something about sequels and franchises. That first V/H/S movie was so good that I can't help but to gravitate whenever they make another in hopes that sequel is that good?

Was it that good? It could have been so much better, but it had its moments that made it for me. I can't help but to totally love the 90s nostalgia the film was giving off cause that's my time. From the music and up to the found footage itself. I loved the way it looked. And just like the first film this one has a story about a monster that was just perfect.

That one story did it for me in the first V/H/S movie. For V/H/S 99 it will at least make it memorable.
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2/10
Another VHS, Another Disappointing Experience.
ryanpersaud-5941521 October 2022
The Good: I'm very happy VHS 99 refrains from the overarching storylines, which more often than not, interrupt the storyline and aren't particularly interesting. This is a good ol' fashioned anthology and I liked that.

The Gawkers is easily the best of the bunch, the chemistry between the teenage boys felt the most natural. The concept was formulaic, but elevated because of the choice of monster and the surprisingly decent acting.

The Suicide Bid was pretty terrible for a good chunk, but the latter half becomes nightmarish and could've worked without the supernatural elements. It was easily the scariest aspect of the whole movie.

The Bad: The problem with VHS is that, as with every other entry in the series, the vast majority of the stories are forgettable at best and actively awful at worst. The acting is horrendous in the majority of these stories (especially 1, 2, and 5) and it really took me out of the story. They become more laughable than anything else.

Outside of The Gawkers, I kind of felt like setting this in 1999 was basically inconsequential to the plot. In fact, there were slang terms used in many of these stories that were clearly anachronistic (why are people saying hella, why?). It doesn't help that the majority of characters are utterly awful people and hard to bear watching, let alone connect with.

The visuals are flat out ugly for a majority of this movie. While I like the use practical effects, most of these ghouls look like stuff you'd see at a cheap neighbourhood haunted house. Some of the stories (especially the first) is so muddled with visual distortions that it becomes borderline unwatchable at points.

I also actively really hated some of these stories. Then Ozymandias Dungeon started off kind of cool and interesting, but then devolves into budget torture porn (really, in 2022) and then veers off into the direction of randomness by the end of it. A lot of these stories do; they rely on shock value and gore to make up for anything interesting or compelling.

The Ugly: I think a lot of people give VHS a pass because it's clearly a low budget movie made by people who love horror. But, these movies are almost always disappointing. While it gets better by the end, it's like going to a bad restaurant and being okay with the pre-made ice cream dessert at the end. Sure, it's better than nothing, but it's still doesn't make up for a bad experience overall.

VHS 99 doesn't even have a Timo Tjahjanto to elevate the thing and give us a genuinely good short to watch on its own. There are endless choices for horror this Halloween. Don't waste it on this one.
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3/10
This latest installment should have stayed in drafts
alphasense21 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Somewhere along the way they lost the recipe that made V/H/S from 2012 so good. What we have in V/H/S 99 is uninspired horror stories that lack any real imagination or actual scares, jumps, or genuine WTF moments. **Storyline spoilers *** From the dead ghost rockers hungry for flesh to the 90s Nickelodeon kid's game show skit using stereotypes for a particular demographic as part of the horror -- it all fell flat. I would say this movie was a disappointment but to disappoint you have to have expectations. I didn't have any -- thank goodness. Waste of time as a viewer but at least the actors got paid. I'd rather re-watch the original V/H/S or V/H/S 2 and enjoy some great, quirky horror stories.
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7/10
Not As Good As V/H/S/94, But Still Great.
vengeance206 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Finally got around to watching this one after a recent UK DVD release & must say that even though it wasn't as a good as V/H/S/94, it still was a good entry in the franchise.

The film sees an analogy of messed up V/H/S Tapes showing different horrific stories.

I found the film to be pretty good. The short stories were well made, creepy, gory & scary enough. While the shorts & the film as a whole were to the calibre of V/H/S/94, it was still a good film. It's got some pretty intense moments in too this flick, so there's that, along with a bit of eye candy.

The runtime is 99 minutes (1hr 39mins) & has decent pacing if not a tad slower. But only by a tad though. Seeing Steven Ogg (known for voicing Trevor Phllips in Grand Theft Auto V) in this was a plus too.

Overall, it's a pretty good watch. If you've seen & loved the others, you'll love this one. It's got the same attributes that made the franchise & doean't disappoint in terms of horror. You'll enjoy this one.

7/10.
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