Supernatural (TV Series)
There Will Be Blood (2012)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : [about monks] Can't get laid, can't sleep in. Sounds like a frickin' tragedy.
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Alpha Vampire : See you next season.
Dean Winchester : Looking forward to it.
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Emily : What's a Kardashian?
Dean Winchester : Just another bloodsucker.
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Dean Winchester : Sam, look around. It's friggin' Woodstock. Everybody's hopped up on the brown acid. We don't need the song and dance. Give him a little prick.
[Sam takes out needle, starts to draw guy's blood]
Stoner : Owww. That hurts. This is for Hurricane Katrina, you said?
Dean Winchester : ...Yes.
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Dean Winchester : You might want to slow down. You don't look so hot.
Bobby Singer : I'm in the veil. My Brad Pitt days are over.
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Dean Winchester : For a girl raised in a basement, you're a hell of an actress.
Emily : You were gonna hurt my daddy.
[Smiles affectionately at the Alpha Vamp]
Dean Winchester : Wow, you get a trophy in Stockholm Syndrome.
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Dean Winchester : I can't do this. man. I can't live on rabbit food. I'm a warrior!
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Sam Winchester : It's the corn syrup. Everything in the store is laced with it.
Dean Winchester : Everything?
[Looks around]
Dean Winchester : Hey, man, I'm gonna go into toxic shock, okay? I need my road food.
Sam Winchester : That's what Roman is banking on.
Dean Winchester : [Finds a pie] Hey. Hey. This one says "natural." That means it's safe. Right?
Sam Winchester : I hate to break it to you, but corn syrup is natural, technically.
Dean Winchester : Well, then what the hell are we supposed to eat?
[Sam holds up a basket of fruit and bottled water]
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Dean Winchester : Okay, man, I have read this more times than the Playboy I found in dad's duffel.
Dick Roman : Anna Nicole?
Dean Winchester : Anna Nicole. Oh, the good... they die young, huh?
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Sam Winchester : If they figured out that we're here to get Alpha blood for a weapon...
Dean Winchester : I think any way you slice it, you got Pac Man and True Blood in the same room, and that's bad news.
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Dean Winchester : What's Sucrocorp?
Sam Winchester : They make food additives, namely high-fructose corn syrup. That crap is in... well, it's in just about everything... um, soda, sauces, bread.
Dean Winchester : Don't say "pie."
Sam Winchester : *Definitely* pie.
Dean Winchester : Bastards.
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Emily : [about cellphone] What is that?
Dean Winchester : That's, uh, that's Sam's douche tracker.
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Dean Winchester : Let's never do that again. Cops thought we took that kid.
Sam Winchester : Long as he gets back to his folks, I don't care what they thought.
Dean Winchester : We had to jump out a freakin' window, man.
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Dean Winchester : A little FYI. Bobby's officing out of the john these days.
Sam Winchester : Uh... awkward.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, you're telling me.
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Alpha Vampire : So now you want to prevent the extermination of the vampire race.
Dean Winchester : No. But it beats going down with you.
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Crowley : I know where to start the Easter-egg hunt. Happy trails.
[Disappears]
Dean Winchester : Okay. Where, jackass?
[Flames burn words onto alter]
Sam Winchester : Hoople, North Dakota.
Dean Winchester : Piece of paper would have worked.
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Sam Winchester : I'm just saying that the lore doesn't have a single real-life example of Casper the friendly ghost. It's all basically poltergeists; until a hunter comes along...
Dean Winchester : Yeah, well, the lore sucks.