Pain & Gain (2013) Poster

(2013)

Mark Wahlberg: Daniel Lugo

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Quotes 

  • [from trailer] 

    Daniel Lugo : [to a little boy]  Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!

  • Daniel Lugo : I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts. It's sickening. It's worse than sickening. It's unpatriotic.

  • Daniel Lugo : If you're willing to do the work, you can have anything. That's what makes the U.S. of A great. When it started, America was just a handful of scrawny colonies. Now, it's the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet. That's pretty rad.

  • Daniel Lugo : Life's gonna give me another set. I know it will.

  • [from trailer] 

    Daniel Lugo : My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work...

  • Daniel Lugo : Sometimes God just fucks up your order and you gotta chow down on that shitty shame sandwich.

  • Daniel Lugo : In the end after reviewing our past performance, we could come to only one conclusion. We're so much better when we wing it.

  • [from trailer] 

    Paul Doyle : You said no violence!

    Daniel Lugo : And I meant it when I said it, I swear to God...

    Paul Doyle : I can NOT kill!

    Daniel Lugo : Duly noted! Look, I promise when this is over, we'll all go camping, OK?

    Paul Doyle : OK...

  • [from trailer] 

    Paul Doyle : We go through with this, nobody gets hurt right?

    Daniel Lugo : No, man! We snatch him, we grab him, signs a few signature, we give him a protein shake! He dunnit even know what happened! I watched a lot of movies Paul, I know what I'm doing!

  • [from trailer] 

    Victor Kershaw : I'm a self-made man. I've made a lot of money!

    Daniel Lugo : Why don't you spend some of it on salads?

    Victor Kershaw : You know who invented salads? Poor people!

  • [first lines] 

    Daniel Lugo : [groaning and grunting out his situps]  I'm hot! I'm big!

    Daniel Lugo : [sees a squad of police cars]  Fuck!

  • Daniel Lugo : [referring to electric chainsaws]  Fucking Chinese crap!

  • [Doyle is in a warehouse full of sex toys] 

    Paul Doyle : [to Lugo over a walkie-talkie]  Didn't you say your friend kept athletic supplies in his warehouse?

    Daniel Lugo : Do we have to have this conversation now? Over. What's the issue?

    Paul Doyle : I'm looking at a lot of homo-stuff right now, Patriot One.

    [looks at a male blow-up doll] 

    Paul Doyle : A *lot*.

  • Sorina Luminita : You look so sad, what's the matter?

    Adrian Doorbal : I just kidnapped a man.

    Sorina Luminita : You did what?

    Daniel Lugo : No, no, no, he's kidding. He's getting married tomorrow and he doesn't want a bachelor party.

    Sorina Luminita : Hey! You know what? My shift is almost over. So... Why don't you meet me at the toilets in 5 minutes? And you can bring my baby Daniel, too.

    Adrian Doorbal : For what?

    Daniel Lugo : This is your party man, you should have some fun.

    Sorina Luminita : [They have a threesome in the bathroom]  Bang me harder! Come on! Fuck! Fuck!

    Adrian Doorbal : I think she should kidnap a man too!

  • Daniel Lugo : I put up with stuff that they don't have names for in civil society.

  • [from trailer] 

    Paul Doyle : You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things! That is so illegal!

    Daniel Lugo : Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick, who deserves bad stuff to happen to him!

  • Daniel Lugo : I don't just want everything you have... I want you not to have it!

See also

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