The Hangover Part III (2013)
Bradley Cooper: Phil
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Quotes
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Phil : Damn it! I left my phone in the Minivan.
Alan : Oh Phil, I have that find my phone app.
Phil : Alan, we have bigger problems than that at the moment.
Stu : No wait. If Chow has the minivan and your phone is in the minivan that means your phone is with Chow.
Alan : Stu, you heard Phil. We have bigger problems than that.
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[the Wolf Pack wake up in a honeymoon suite]
Stu : [sees he has implants] I have boobies now!
Cassie : [laughs] Oh my God...
Phil : [laughs] Holy shit!
Stu : It's not funny! Alan, what did you do? What did you do, Alan?
Alan : The wedding cake... it was from Leslie...
[Chow enters, naked and brandishing a sword]
Mr. Chow : [laughs] We had a sick night, bitches!
[the monkey jumps back on Stu]
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Marshall : Doug is my insurance. He stays with me. You don't get me Chow, I blow his brains out. You go to the cops, I blow his brains out.
Phil : But, that's insane! We don't even know where the fuck he is!
Marshall : Nobody does, but I figure the Wolf Pack has the best chance of finding him. You have three days. Get to work.
Alan : Can you take Stu instead?
Stu : Fuck you, Alan!
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[Marshall brings Stu, Phil, and Alan to his villa]
Marshall : Leslie Chow never lived here. You didn't break into his old house, you broke into MY house.
Phil : I don't understand.
Marshall : You didn't get back the gold he stole from me. You got the other half that he didn't.
Stu : Oh, my GOD!
Phil : You mean the half he never had?
Marshall : He's a world-class rat, and you 3 were his accomplices.
Stu : We had no idea!
Phil : We were trying to help you! We thought you'd be happy!
Marshall : [sarcastically] Thank you so much! Thank you for ripping me off! Thank you for desecrating my home! And THANK YOU FOR KILLING MY FUCKING DOGS!
Stu : We didn't kill your dogs! They're just tranquilized.
Marshall : Oh, right. You don't know. Chow snapped their necks on his way out.
Stu : What?
Black Doug : And somebody's gotta pay.
Marshall : He's right.
[points his gun at the Dougs]
Doug : No no no no, NO!
[Marshall shoots Black Doug and his body splashes into the pool]
Marshall : My head of security, couldn't stop 3 fuck-ups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. Unreal.