House M.D. (TV Series)

Carrot or Stick (2011)

Sasha Roiz: Driscoll

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Quotes 

• Driscoll : Get your ass up over that wall. I said, "Get your ass over that"

  [Driscoll yells out in pain] 

  Landon : What's going on?

  Driscoll : My back hurts. I can't move. Help. Help. I can't get up.

  Landon : "Can't" doesn't exist here.

• Martha Masters : You'll apologize to me for something done in a psychotic state, but you won't own up to being his father. What happened to actions have consequences and a man accepts them?

  Driscoll : I'm in his life and I am working on getting him on the right path.

  Martha Masters : He doesn't need a Drill Instructor. He needs a dad.

• Driscoll : Yeah, well, it beats the alternatives, which is ending up in jail or in a gang *or* a coffin.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : How often you pull that off?

  Driscoll : Two-thirds never re-offend. That's better numbers than juvie.

  [Masters gives a disapproving look] 

  Dr. Eric Foreman : She's brilliant, but, uh, new to the real world.

  Driscoll : Yeah.

• Driscoll : You know I used to be a real screw up. Military taught me that actions always have consequences. Part of being a man is accepting them. You know, after all the times I said that to the kids, apology is necessary.