Misfits (TV Series)
Episode #2.5 (2010)
Robert Sheehan: Nathan Young
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Quotes
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Nathan Young : Why is a gorilla wearing a gorilla costume?
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Simon Bellamy : Jessica isn't a psychotic killer. She's a virgin.
Nathan Young : I knew there was something wrong with her!
Simon Bellamy : There isn't anymore.
[Nathan looks shocked, than excited]
Nathan Young : I'm proud of you, man!
[Nathan hugs Simon]
Nathan Young : And I expect to hear every disgusting detail!
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Nathan Young : See it must be physically impossible. Cause if men could suck themselves off, then the female of the species would be surplus to requirements.
Kelly Bailey : This is why people kill you.
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Nathan Young : Who leaves a dead body lying around to be discovered? We never do and we're not exactly the most competent killers.
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Nathan Young : I'm universally popular and well-liked. Why would anyone want to kill me?
Curtis Donovan : I can think of a few reasons.
Kelly Bailey : Shitloads.
Simon Bellamy : You annoy people.
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Nathan Young : C'mon, man, it all adds up. Do the maths.
Simon Bellamy : There is no maths
Nathan Young : Right. She was here, plus no-one else was around. Times, she caught me leering at her semi-naked. Divided by, all the weird shit that happens to us. Equals guilty.
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Nathan Young : I'm jealous of your neat hair... and that strange staring the ladies seem to love so much.
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Alisha Daniels : Don't speak to him like that.
Nathan Young : Why are you sticking up for him? Do you love him?
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Alisha Daniels : Why don't you go and suck yourself off?
Nathan Young : I wish I could. I can never reach it.