Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

Who's Your Mama? (2010)

Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti

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Quotes 

• Melanie Moretti : [very perky]  Morning. How'd everyone sleep? Me, rock. And what a beautiful Ohio morning; birds are chirping, people are smiling, someone actually said "Hi-ya" to me! With the 'ya'!

  Elka Ostrovsky : Who put a quarter in that one?

• Joy Scroggs : Maybe I should just call him and tell him the truth.

  Victoria Chase : Are you out of your mind! What if he isn't your son?

  Melanie Moretti : "I might be your mother." Probably a romance killer.

  Victoria Chase : Mm-hm. And what's even more horrific is you'd have to admit that you're old enough to be his mother. Now, how old does he think you are?

  Joy Scroggs : He said I looked thirty-eight.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Your son is mentally challenged?

• [last lines] 

  Melanie Moretti : Are you really thinking of finding your son?

  Joy Scroggs : Maybe. It's all just a... a lot.

  Melanie Moretti : I can't imagine.

  Joy Scroggs : Yes, you can. You're a mother.

  Victoria Chase : Hey. So are you.

  Joy Scroggs : Thanks. Ah, it's just so weird to think of him out there, a grown man. He could be married, have kids of his own. I might even have... grandkids.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Hey, maybe one of 'em's old enough for you to date.

  [the others just look at her] 

  Elka Ostrovsky : Too soon?