William Howard, a constant factor (briefly) in soft porn until hardcore took over, takes the title role of DEAD EYE DICK, private eye and humper.
What we get from anonymous filmmakers is clumsy stagings, full-frontal nudity, a split-beaver closeup, simulated sex and dry humping. In time-honored tradition our hero keeps his black sox on during sex.
Because this is so cheaply made, the sex scenes are mainly shot real-time, just like in a hardcore opus, but avoid the penetration shots. Big-bust Malta is diverting as a client called "The Princess", and fan favorite Uschi Digard brings out even bigger breasts as secretary for Howard the Dick. When Uschi flubs her lines, it's full speed ahead -bloopers left in the print.
Uschi and Howard also were featured together in an equally minor film MAGIC MIRROR. Helping kill time here is the beautiful Kathy Hilton and the ubiquitous husband & wife team of Pete Dawson and Jan Davis. Overall, the movie plays like an extended vaudeville routine.
What we get from anonymous filmmakers is clumsy stagings, full-frontal nudity, a split-beaver closeup, simulated sex and dry humping. In time-honored tradition our hero keeps his black sox on during sex.
Because this is so cheaply made, the sex scenes are mainly shot real-time, just like in a hardcore opus, but avoid the penetration shots. Big-bust Malta is diverting as a client called "The Princess", and fan favorite Uschi Digard brings out even bigger breasts as secretary for Howard the Dick. When Uschi flubs her lines, it's full speed ahead -bloopers left in the print.
Uschi and Howard also were featured together in an equally minor film MAGIC MIRROR. Helping kill time here is the beautiful Kathy Hilton and the ubiquitous husband & wife team of Pete Dawson and Jan Davis. Overall, the movie plays like an extended vaudeville routine.