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1/10
What a Trian Wreck. Weird, Slow, Poorly Done, everything but good.
bolomark3 January 2024
Not sure what the writers were going for let alone the makers of the movie. You have a demon/zombie like reindeer, an evil elf that wants to destroy the North Pole and end Santa, an evil energy guru that wants to melt the North Pole and destroy Santa, jerky animation and poor lip syncing, making it look more like a Japanese or Chinese movie Dubed in English, multiple plots that don't really go together and the kids got bored within the first 5 minutes. The whole thing comes across and alien, cheap and very weird. Santa kinda hates himself, Christmas is Pointless, and Santa is pretty much hated so he creates Santa-Man in order to change the world. He's a pretty pathetic "superhero" and fails miserably from the start. Only when two kids running away from a bully and stow away on his sleigh, then things start to improve. You have an evil guru that has a goal of causing global warming in order to melt the North Pole to get back at Santa via a NON-Clean Coal-Clean-Coal power plant. Then you have an evil elf with a, well, not sure what the heck it was, but turned Coal into Super-Dirty "Clean Coal" that's 1,000x dirtier that super duper dirty coal.

Had potential but fails miserably. Did they want to have a story regarding making a world a better place by stopping crime, people redeeming themselves, a better environment, belief and faith, there's so many subplots that make for a confusing and boring movie that kids and adults alike will hate. Animation is horrible, voiceover is even worse and the plot/plots are even worse that that.

Save Yourself and your family from watching this horrible vomit of a movie.
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7/10
Santaman was cool!
doherty0323 July 2022
I really like this take on Santa! He looked and sounded cool.

The boy Shawn was a poor voice actor, but the sister was a bit better.

The story line was mediocre, and there was a couple of flakey spots. The potential is there!

Santa was truly the star of the show.
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