Christopher McCulloch: Hank, The Monarch, Sgt. Hatred, Pete White, Gen. Hunter Gathers, H.E.L.P.eR., The Pirate Captain
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Quotes
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Mantilla : Just go ahead and kick her right in the throat meat. Hard as you want.
The Monarch : What? No. I-I don't want to kick anyone in the... throat meat.
Mantilla : Your loss.
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The Monarch : I'm sorry for everything. I just... dig in.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : You dig in. I know you, sweetie.
The Monarch : Oh. So you know I'm Dr Venture, plus baboon? Fucking baboon.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : You are the Monarch. That Dr Venture, he makes my skin crawl. You make me feel like the luckiest woman in the world. You're not the same.
The Monarch : So, what now? I spent my entire life arching... me. I'm pathetic.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : Honey, you're a Greek myth. You're pitted in the eternal battle against the worst aspects of yourself. The Guild, it can't touch a rivalry like that. He's all yours, if you want.
The Monarch : Or maybe I should just... give this all up.
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : It's your choice. I'll stand by you either way. Tell me what to do.
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[last lines]
[Rusty gets his pants pulled down by an invisible Dr Girlfriend]
Dr. Venture : Oh, come on! Who did that? Who's there?
The Monarch : Feel the sting of The Mighty Monarch!
Henchman 21 : Yes! We are back!
The Monarch : [in agony] Mark my words: I will get you, Dr. Venture! You can't hide from the villainous wrath of your better self! I am radiant and vitalized by the blood of the ferocious baboon! Now somebody call me an Uber!
Dr. Venture : knew this was coming. Brock, aren't you gonna... get him?
Brock : Yeah, I've had enough for tonight. I'ma just get him an Uber.
Henchman 21 : [to Rusty] Pawned!
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The Monarch : I am a super villain that hates Dr. Venture. That is the way it is, has been, and will always be. That's what I do!
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Henchman 21 : Don't go into the gallery.
The Monarch : I'm not gonna look at your porn.
Mantilla : Oh, you have no idea how much you don't wanna see his porn.
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Ben : Hey kid, I wanna give you something. Your grand-pap gave me this before your dad was born.
Hank : Is it more dumb news? You gonna tell me who my mom isn't?
Ben : Nah. Just a watch. GMT Master. Venture Blue Dial. Tells the time in two time zones.
Hank : It's heavy.
Ben : That fourth hand there, the little date window, those are called complications. Complications make a watch special. More complications the more valuable. Read the engraving Jonas put on there.
Hank : [reads] "Elige Tua."
Ben : Eh. Close enough. It's latin for "Choose your family." Blood doesn't make a family. Love does. Your grandpap knew that. Choose your family, and remember, the complications make it special.
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The Monarch : I can't believe we stayed for your over-the-hill rent-a-cop. Why didn't we just leave him and get the hell out of here?
Dr. Venture : We didn't stay for Hatred. We stayed because if we leave, the building'll kill a bunch of people.
The Monarch : ...So?
Henchman 21 : Dude!
Dr. Venture : And that's why I'm always the hero and you're always the villain.
