Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

Chris Hemsworth: Thor

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Quotes 

• Peter Quill : [from trailer]  Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love.

  [Thor looks into Star-Lord's eyes] 

  Peter Quill : Not me!

  Thor : What? Just listening.

• Jane Foster : Not bad for a human.

  Thor : Not bad for a god.

• Thor : Once we bring the children back, we shall feast!

  [everyone cheers] 

  Thor : ...Not on them!

  [everyone goes quiet] 

  Thor : We don't do that any more. That is a dark part of our history.

• Gorr : You are not like the other gods I've killed.

  Thor : 'Cause I have something worth fighting for.

• Thor : [to Gorr]  You've won. Why should I spend my last moments with you, when I can spend them with her?

  [goes to Jane] 

• Thor : Technically, you have to actually die in the battle itself, to get to Valhalla.

  Sif : Oh, shit!

  Thor : Don't worry, your arm is probably in Valhalla.

• [Thor is in a cloak] 

  Zeus : Let see who you are. I take off your disguise... and flick!

  [strips Thor naked, crowd gasps] 

  Korg : Ohh!

  Thor : You flicked too hard, damn it!

  [the Olympian ladies faint at the sight of Thor] 

  Jane Foster : Should we help him?

  Valkyrie : I mean, eventually. Grape?

• Gorr : Call the axe!

  Thor : I'll call the axe when you call a dentist!

• Thor : [on his screaming goats]  If nothing else they're good for meat!

  [the goats shut up] 

  Thor : ...meeting new people. They're a great conversation starter.

• Thor : [from trailer]  These hands were once used for battle. Now they're but humble tools for peace. I need to figure out exactly who I am. I want to choose my own path, live in the moment. My superhero-ing days are over.

• [Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Korg and blasts him to fragments] 

  Zeus : You're next, Odinson!

  [Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Thor, but Thor catches it and hurls it back at Zeus] 

  Thor : That is the sound of lightning!

• Thor : Hey, is that the Necrosword? That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.

  Gorr : Then you know this is going to hurt.

• [Thor has the children grab their weapons] 

  Thor : Today is a day that will go down in history. Today is a day they will talk about for generations to come. Today, we are Space Vikings! Present... arms!

  [the children hold out their weapons as Thor holds up Zeus' lightning bolt] 

  Thor : Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home, if they be true of heart is therefore worthy, and shall possess... for limited time only, the power... of Thor!

  [with lightning formed on his right hand, Thor energizes the children's weapons] 

  Thor : General Axl, lead your army to that axe.

  Axl : We shall do our worst. For Asgard.

• Thor : King Yakan, tell them what happened here today. Tell of the time that Thor, and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados, turned the tide of the battle, and etched their names in history. For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free...

  Peter Quill : Here it comes...

  Thor : This ends here and now!

• Jane Foster : [says her catchphrase]  Catchphrase!

  Thor : W-w-w-wait, is that your new catchphrase?

  Korg : I dunno. The word "catchphrase" actually sounds like a pretty cool catchphrase.

• Jane Foster : -Quite a reunion, huh?

  Thor : -You're telling me.

  Jane Foster : What's it been? Like, three, four years?

  Thor : Eight years, seven months, and six days.

  Jane Foster : [raises eyebrows inquisitively] 

  Thor : I haven't forgotten...

• Thor : Protect the nice ones.

• Korg : [narration]  Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science. And although they were from different worlds, somehow, it just made sense. And together they embarked on a journey of love.

  [pause] 

  Korg : Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior. And Jane taught Thor the way of the people. And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.

  [as Jane sleeps, Thor talks to Mjolnir] 

  Thor : She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir? I need you to promise me you'll always protect her. I love you too, buddy.

  [Thor pats Mjolnir before walking away. Mjolnir briefly glows] 

  Korg : [narration]  And love that deep has a way of becoming magical.

  [pause] 

  Korg : Thor set his sights toward a future and all it might hold. But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life. And although Jane didn't want to admit it, she was scared of loss as well.

  [pause] 

  Korg : And so, they built walls between them. Thor got busy saving humanity. And Jane got busy doing the same. Real busy. And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear. Something had to give.

  Jane Foster : I have to stay up all night to go through this data, okay?

  Thor : And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up.

  Jane Foster : There's two plates!

  Thor : It's two plates and two forks!

  Korg : [narration]  And then, one night, it did give. Jane wrote a note. And Thor read that note. And their legend suddenly became myth. Or so they thought.

• Thor : Astrid, are you okay?

  Axl : I no longer go by the name Astrid. I'm now known as Axl. He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth.

  Korg : G n' R.

  Thor : Astrid, your father gave you a very tough Viking name and I intend to honor his wishes.

  Axl : Axl

  Thor : Astrid.

  Axl : I said Axl.

  Thor : Astrid.

  Axl : Axl!

  Korg : [interjects]  It's asshole. Now listen to him!