30 Rock (TV Series)

Episode 210 (2008)

Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan

Quotes 

• Tracy Jordan : Regrets are for horseshoes and handbags.

• Kenneth Parcell : I made two promises to my mother before I left for New York. One, if I found any Mackenzies living up here, I would kill them. And two, I would not let this city change me.

  Tracy Jordan : So you had a little bender.

  Kenneth Parcell : It's not just the coffee. I also went to a PG-13 movie. I-I bought a pair of sunglasses. I tried a Jewish doughnut. I'd always been told that New York was the 21st-century city of Sodom. And look what's happened. I've become one of them. I've been sodomized.

• Tracy Jordan : Hey! Slow down there, Ken! Coffee's not like alcohol. It's pretty addictive.

  Kenneth Parcell : I love how it makes me feel! It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.