Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
Mugged (2007)
Jemaine Clement: Jemaine
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Quotes
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Jemaine : [rapping] My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know I'm trying to correct this.
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Jemaine : Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids?
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Jemaine : [rapping] They call me the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless...
[long pause]
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Jemaine : [rapping] Why? Why? Why, exactly? Be more constructive with your feedback. Please. Wuh-why?
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Jemaine : Murray, I was thinking perhaps we could do gigs at night.
Murray : No.
Jemaine : Yes. Most bands -
Murray : No.
Jemaine : Most bands play at night.
Murray : Not again. We've talked about this.
Jemaine : Most bands play at night.
Murray : It's too dangerous out there at night.
Jemaine : We go around walking around at night all the time.
Murray : Well, you know, anything could happen. You could get run over, pickpocketed, erm... fall down a manhole, bump into people, murdered... imagine that. Or even just ridiculed.
Jemaine : We've never been ridiculed.
Bret : No.
Murray : You haven't?
Bret : No.
Murray : Well, that's a surprise. I get ridiculed all the time.
Bret : Really?
Murray : Yeah.
[in a deep voice]
Murray : Hey, ginger balls.
[Ii his voice]
Murray : You know?
Jemaine : That was Bret. He called you that.
Bret : Oh, the other night.
Murray : Well, it's not just you, Bret. It's all the time. And it's not just "ginger balls", you know?
Bret : I thought that was your nickname.
Murray : No!
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Jemaine : I think you might have ruined my phone when you made me that camera-phone... and my camera.