- Murray: A lot of New Zealanders come over here and they come into my office. I give them reflective vests, a map, I tell them to stay away from large crowds by going through back-alleys, yet almost every day a New Zealander is mugged!
- Jemaine: [rapping] My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hos should know I'm trying to correct this.
- Jemaine: [rapping] Why? Why? Why, exactly? Be more constructive with your feedback. Please. Wuh-why?
- Jemaine: Murray, I was thinking perhaps we could do gigs at night.
- Murray: No.
- Jemaine: Yes. Most bands -
- Murray: No.
- Jemaine: Most bands play at night.
- Murray: Not again. We've talked about this.
- Jemaine: Most bands play at night.
- Murray: It's too dangerous out there at night.
- Jemaine: We go around walking around at night all the time.
- Murray: Well, you know, anything could happen. You could get run over, pickpocketed, erm... fall down a manhole, bump into people, murdered... imagine that. Or even just ridiculed.
- Jemaine: We've never been ridiculed.
- Bret: No.
- Murray: You haven't?
- Bret: No.
- Murray: Well, that's a surprise. I get ridiculed all the time.
- Bret: Really?
- Murray: Yeah.
- [in a deep voice]
- Murray: Hey, ginger balls.
- [Ii his voice]
- Murray: You know?
- Jemaine: That was Bret. He called you that.
- Bret: Oh, the other night.
- Murray: Well, it's not just you, Bret. It's all the time. And it's not just "ginger balls", you know?
- Bret: I thought that was your nickname.
- Murray: No!
- Murray: Anything could happen to you at night, you could get run over, pick-pocketed, um fall down a man-hole, bump into... people, murdered... Imagine that! Imagine being murdered!
- Dave: Hey guys, remember that time he got his hand caught in that jar? What a dick. I mean, who gets their hand caught in a jar? What a big fucking asshole he was.
- Bret: That was actually me.
- Murray: That was Bret.
- Dave: Are you sure? Cause I thought...
- Murray: It was Bret, David. Jemaine was the one who helped you out. And he helped you when you got your head stuck in the chair. Remember?
- Bret: Yeah.
- Murray: You were there for hours.
- Murray: [to Bret] Look, if you're gonna have some sort of rap, just be careful that you don't do a drive-by.
- Mel: Did you get raped? I know if I was a convict and a pretty boy like you were my cellmate, after lights out, I'd cover your mouth...
- [gets cut-off]
- Jemaine: I think you might have ruined my phone when you made me that camera-phone... and my camera.
- Mel: It's like Bonnie and Clyde, you know, they would rob banks and then they would do each other...