Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Mugged (2007)

Arj Barker: Dave

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• Murray : He may be dead.

  Dave : He maybe did what?

  Murray : No, he may be dead.

  Dave : What didn't he maybe do?

  Murray : He maybe *dead*.

  Bret : Dead.

  Dave : Are you guys fucking with me?

  Murray : He maybe dead, not alive.

  Dave : Ohh...

• Dave : [on Jemaine]  I never understood a word that guy said, what was that he always said?

  Bret : 'What'?

  Dave : Yeah, 'wuht'.

• Dave : Hey guys, remember that time he got his hand caught in that jar? What a dick. I mean, who gets their hand caught in a jar? What a big fucking asshole he was.

  Bret : That was actually me.

  Murray : That was Bret.

  Dave : Are you sure? Cause I thought...

  Murray : It was Bret, David. Jemaine was the one who helped you out. And he helped you when you got your head stuck in the chair. Remember?

  Bret : Yeah.

  Murray : You were there for hours.