The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa's Rival (1994)
Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Mr. Largo, Agent #2, Gig Announcer, Professor Taylor, Bee Keeper #2
Quotes
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Professor Taylor : Hi Lisa. I'm Alison's father, Professor Taylor. I've heard great things about you.
Lisa : Oh really? I...
Professor Taylor : Oh, don't be modest. I'm glad we have someone who can join us in our anagram game.
Alison Taylor : We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.
Professor Taylor : Like, er... oh, I don't know, uh... Alec Guinness.
Alison Taylor : [thinking] Genuine class.
Professor Taylor : Ho ho, very good. Alright Lisa, um... Jeremy Irons.
Lisa : [looks worried] Jeremy's... iron.
Professor Taylor : Mm hmm, well, that's... very good... for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
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Beekeeper 1 : Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2 : Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1 : Hmm... I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2 : You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise - suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1 : Oh, I understand now.
[a bee flies by]
Beekeeper 1 : Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2 : To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1 : You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2 : [pause] Yes.
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Principal Skinner : [Bart is creating a diversion] Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!
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Bart : Lis, can you keep it down? I'm in the middle of a crank call here.
Principal Skinner : [on phone] Actually, my refrigerator *wasn't* running. You've saved me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man.