The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Rival (1994)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Janey Powell

Quotes 

• [Millhouse is at gunpoint near the end of a water tube leading to the water falls of a dam] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : I'm telling ya, I'm didn't do anything!

  Agent 1# : I don't care.

  Milhouse Van Houten : [looks down at the water and jumps. Its a very long fall as he's yelping the whole way down, finally he lands] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : [weakly]  My glasses!

• Bart Simpson : I couldn't find much on our rivalry, but I did manage to get Millhouse on America's Most Wanted.

  Agent 1# : [driving toward school sees Millhouse playing on monkey bars]  There he is on the monkey bars. Try to take him out alive.

  [the other FBI guy jams the gas pedal down and heads right towards the monkey bars. Many other children stat to flee while screaming] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Oh no! Not again.

  [jumps off just in time as the car smashes into them, causing them to break into a dozen parts]