The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa's Rival (1994)
Hank Azaria: Marge's Fantasy Man, Agent #1, Agent #3, Tea-Drinking Man, Bee-Keeper #1
Quotes
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Beekeeper 1 : Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2 : Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1 : Hmm... I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2 : You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise - suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1 : Oh, I understand now.
[a bee flies by]
Beekeeper 1 : Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2 : To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1 : You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2 : [pause] Yes.
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[Millhouse is at gunpoint near the end of a water tube leading to the water falls of a dam]
Milhouse Van Houten : I'm telling ya, I'm didn't do anything!
Agent 1# : I don't care.
Milhouse Van Houten : [looks down at the water and jumps. Its a very long fall as he's yelping the whole way down, finally he lands]
Milhouse Van Houten : [weakly] My glasses!
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Marge : [shaking Homer awake] Homer.
Homer : [sleepily] Uh...
Marge : Homer!
Homer : Wha-what?
Marge : I want you to forget about guarding the stupid sugar. You're being completely paranoid!
Homer : Oh, am I? Am I really?
[grabs a gentleman hidden in the sugar pile]
Homer : Ah-HA!
Tea-Drinking Man : Hello.
Homer : Alright, pal. Where'd you get the sugar for that tea?
Tea-Drinking Man : I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second... and I'd do it again.
[sips and walks away]
Tea-Drinking Man : Goodbye.
Homer : You see, Marge? You see?
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Bart Simpson : I couldn't find much on our rivalry, but I did manage to get Millhouse on America's Most Wanted.
Agent 1# : [driving toward school sees Millhouse playing on monkey bars] There he is on the monkey bars. Try to take him out alive.
[the other FBI guy jams the gas pedal down and heads right towards the monkey bars. Many other children stat to flee while screaming]
Milhouse Van Houten : Oh no! Not again.
[jumps off just in time as the car smashes into them, causing them to break into a dozen parts]
